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Krudler@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Be The Sunshine ☀️

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Be The Sunshine ☀️

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Krudler@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    “If I’m tailgating you, you’re an asshole.”

    The small dick energy of this truck is amazing.

  • obsolete@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The tailgater is also an ass hole.

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 days ago

    The asshole in his giant micropenis truck is right, you are also an asshole when you behave like that.

  • chunes@lemmy.world
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    The middle driver is also an asshole in that situation. Stop tailgating.

  • Folstar@lemmus.org
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    Putting a sign for the car infront of you to read on the back of your vehicle is incredibly on brand for Pavement Princesses.

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  • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It sure does smell here like an american driving culture.

  • Dearth@lemmy.world
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    It makes me feel good to know that done jaggoff in a lifted truck thinks i am an asshole

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    But… how is “you” supposed to see that?

  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    If you drive that close behind me, you’re the asshole and I’m doing that on purpose.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Can’t believe they got the apostrophe in the right place.

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    I imagine him getting blocked and screaming “do you not see the bumper sticker,” to the car in front of him…

  • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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    I like to drive about 20 over on long hauls, so technically “I’m passing.” PERMANENTLY

    • DisasterTransport@startrek.website
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      Not how it works at all

      • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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        I’m more the guy behind the pink one

        • DisasterTransport@startrek.website
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          Yeah no we got that

  • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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    i hired a car in Miami, driving to Disney world, as an Australian we “keep left” in this situation,. so along with trying to drive at the speed limit, in a foreign country, on the “wrong” side of the road, I kept getting the finger and beeping… wtf. Took me about 4 dudes in trucks “polietly” informing me of my trangression for me to realise… keep right :)

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      That is just driving in Miami, and Florida in general.

      There is no enforcement in Florida for left hand lanes. Both lanes are for whatever you want and there is very little enforcement. Source: Been driving in Florida for multiple decades.

    • hateisreality@lemmy.world
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      Why the hell would you start towards Disney from Miami… The Florida turnpike is the wild wild west

    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hey, you may be used to drive on the other side of the road, you guys lost wars against beetles, toads and emus, everything in your country tries to kill you, but at least you don’t have AR-15’s.

  • RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sorry that I want to create enough space for safety. If you’d just drive the speed limit instead of switching between 15 and 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn’t have had to overtake you.

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