Good thing I already gave away all of mine

We aren’t generating heat, we’re redistributing heat from the stars to everywhere else

Hey, if South Korea or Taiwan happen to need some drone interceptors, everyone knows where to get some now. Battle tested and at affordable prices!

It’s also not needlessly gendered, so that’s another point in favour!

The reason for all of the inconveniences you’ve listed is the car-centric urban infrastructure. So yeah, fuck cars.

“Man up” is just a universal thought terminating cliche whenever a person that happens to present masculine complains about anything.

Having well maintained public transport within 3 minutes of walking sounds way better than driving to me

My take is that he was participating in corruption along with everyone else, but the war made him change priorities. Granted, if it was peacetime, we would have had another presidential election in 2024 already.

I think you mean “ass quail”

Let’s just say the corruption in our government didn’t magically go away in February 2022. More like partially paused. There will still be questions once we’re no longer being actively destroyed by another country

I usually just don’t talk, that saves even more syllables

Is it the same people that pronounce SQL as “sequel”?

I’m unlikely to ever be a fan of the guy, personally, but he’s doing great things in shit circumstances that were given to us. I don’t think that any other Ukrainian politician would have managed to keep the country standing this long.

Even better when you get to mark specific points in that email with highlighter tool. “Look, this and this is what you missed because you can’t be arsed to read”

The twink ran away to space just to not be in soviet union for a bit

Mystic Dicky, is that you?

It’s stylized as cursive

Still runs Doom, Skyrim and 3 generations of free2play gacha games

Thanks, I had to go through a giant tank of water to spot this one

I have a neutrino joke I wanted to tell, but the punchline is almost impossible to spot