Google keeps making everything worse.

A this guy writes shitty books. There, I said it. Come fucking get me.

Go read some Brandon Sanderson novels, which are amazing.

Seriously, why the fuck are so many people this stupid? I fucking hate being alive sometimes…

The second one, idiot.

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No, he’s definitely got dementia. Listen to him talk.

Ground squirrels travel at 8 mph top speed. Greyhounds travel at 45 mph.

I don’t understand this cartoon.