Life goals: get yourself someone who looks at you the way Arnie looks at Wilt

Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.

This is a shit post community. There are no topics.

You seem rather civil, compared to the usual shit we deal with. As long as things stay civil, I’m leaving it up. Cheers!

I left it up just to spite you. Also, you’re clearly not a fan of being here. Allow me to show you the door.

I see what you did there, op.

Fun fact: you can report posts and us mods will see them.

Or you can whine about it instead. How’s that working out for you?

Did you not realize you’re in the shit post community? I’m gonna leave this up since some good discussion is being had here.

Goddamn. Easy, Satan.

It’s the same guy!

Please don’t post shit like this here. We have to deal with it everywhere else already.

My favorite part is this meme is the extra background

For fuck’s sake, Mickey. Mark shit like this NSFW.

Goddamn, op. This is the shittiest thing I’ve seen on this sub in ages. It’s fuckin terrible. Bravo!

Thanks! It’s been literal decades since I last saw it. Such an odd movie it was.

Holy fuck this is an old school reference. What was the name of this movie?

Carlin really had some amazing quotes

Hi there. Sorry about that. You didn’t break any rules explicitly, it was just a preemptive move. Things tend to get pretty obnoxious when the bean nonsense restarts. I was just nipping it in the bud before it blew up again. Please don’t take this as anything personal, I have no issue with you.

Did you know that people can go on the Internet and tell lies?

I’ve been doing this forever and haven’t received a single cent.

A true fellow of culture. Just don’t trust the skull.

Oh shit, that’s an old school reference. Poor Mr. Cheeseface.

For those unfamiliar, this is from an old National Lampoons magazine.

A few years later, someone actually shot that dog.