I used to sometimes put enture 1,5L bottles into my pockets when I went to the store for a snack and I had no backpack. A candy bar or some crisps in one pocket. A huge bottle in the other. Sure a bit of the bottle was sticking out but like 85% fit inside the pocket

Good luck staying horny that long.

By what metric? Size? Terrain?

I myself don’t view orgasms as essential to sex. At least not anymore. I am a bit saddened that my gf says she has never had an orgasm. And I don’t think anyone in particular is to blame here.

We tried to repair our washing machine but the fuckers designed it in such a way that the drum and bearing or something of the sort are inseparabale and thus you cannot just replace rhe bearing which was fucked in ours but you have to get the whole assembly. So instead of a probably 50-100€ worth of parts the repair would be in the 200-300€ range and at that point it made no sense spending that much money on a 6 year old machine.

That’s odd. My gf got sick of women’s razors and started using men’s razors for shaving.

I just realised we might not be thinking of the same type of pancakes

I throw them in the air to flip them. But I don’t think that is that interesting to warrant a watch party

I don’t think I have ever even seen pancake mix. I believe I am safe

I think it was meant as in ‘we need to build them hives and stuff’ who knows. Definitely don’t need much help, those guys

I can do it with my nostrils

Yes. But you never mentioned adoption in your origional comment. If you just added that one should adopt after all that the comment starts making more sense.

But your original one does not include any of that so in that scenario a person has no biological or adopted kids and is thus not a parent.

But by not having kids you are not a parent at all. Therefore you cannot be a great one.

Surely not

Well where I live most of the exposure to the rabbit is american. If the origin is not american it does not mean it’s not being proliferated by them. Same as santa claus. 20-30 years ago almost nobody here got gifts from Santa. It was either saint Nicholas on 6. December or father frost whenever he decided to come (no set date). But now with just how prevalent american made media is it’s annoying how many of their customs are coming here and displacing local ones.

No. But I have never locally seen the easter hunny as traditional. It was imported by the americans

Oh so that’s who americans got it from and are jow raping everybody with them. Good to know the historical context.

I don’t even know where you people got the easter bunny from and why does he lay/bring eggs??? It makes no sense

I already know the answer to be I should not

How would that work? I cannot just open it up and put it inside the plumbing