Midnight Wolf

For me - don’t take this as the norm - I find friends through gaming, we become good friends over time, I’ll progressively ‘lower my guard’ and, as part of this process, make more and more sexual jokes and innuendos. Depending on how they react, it might stay at ‘teehee I’m still 13 making pp jokes’, or it might advance to the ‘so I think you’re into some freaky shit, I’m into freaky shit, wanna bang?’ friends with benefits territory. If that goes okay, I’m almost certainly catching feelings, and thus ‘want to be a couple’ is the next step. A few shared or similar interests, or an interest in each other’s interests, is important too. Can’t be pounding like rabbits all the time…

Basically, I eat the desert first, and then have the main course. If we aren’t sexually compatable in some aspect, it is stupid to be dating, in my view. No need for hurt feelings or awkward breakups. And falling back to fwb is easy if we don’t work out for other reasons. Just because you like pet spiders and I want to light them on fire (eek) doesn’t mean that we can’t wake the neighbors with our moans and screams.

BUT WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE

I’m part feline, it’s my time to shine. Get over here and pet me, boys. Single file, please, you’ll all get a turn.

leaves

drives car into restaurant

“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”

grabs another plate of food

Librewolf

/thread

Is this the emergency services? And what country am I speaking with? Hello?

looks at Made in England sticker

aaahhhhhhh… I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire…

I use Twitter and reddit for porn, nothing else anymore. People/communities I follow are ghost towns elsewhere. Everytime I point this out, people get butthurt, yet none of them link to their porn profile.

Post the (adorable, lanky, femboy, who has glasses and a thick uncut cock) porn, and as the saying goes, ‘they will cum’.

So what you’re saying is, 3x 32".

(I do lots of racing games)

Making a life-changing decision - for more than just yourself - on the assumption that they will want anything to do with you in 40 years is, how do I put this… stupid as fuck?

And that assumes they also are able-bodied, of sound mind and judgement, can care for any others financially…

My folks are getting up there in age, and I’m not getting any younger myself. They are religious, I’m not. I’m LGBT, they are bigoted. I can understand the big picture of caring for others through community, they don’t. They are still very capable and mobile, I’m disabled. What side of the fence do you think I’m on?

They could have just used a fucking condom. They should have. They didn’t.

Equality, solidarity, respect for human values and scientific integrity are at the heart of our missions.

links to Facebook

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They just become like laptops with a Fn+# key. It’s not like they are ‘gone’. Same thing with home/end/etc.

STOP RES- ah fuck

shotgun blasts from 3 different directions

As someone who is atheist/satanic, until I clicked the article I was like ‘wtf do rolls [food] have to do with eggs and bunnies?’. I’m still pretty confused - I assume they roll some eggs down a slide or something - but apparently it’s a tradition so it doesn’t have to make sense.

Wow, they made the temple in Forza Horizon 5 a real thing! How did the tourist get around the invisible walls though?

/s

E: fun fact actually, in the game it isn’t covered by an invisible cube, but rather a pyramid shape that starts at the X and Y of the temple corners but is about 1.5x the height of the temple. Strangely enough, other temples do use a cube/rectangle barrier that far exceeds the height of the asset it is protecting (mostly structures at Ek’ Balam). This suggests that this temple was unique and handled seperately, but the lower protection is really strange. Maybe just an oversight, maybe a requirement from Mexico officials, worried that the usual system wasn’t enough to keep players from messing with it - which, amusingly, allowed players to get above it, but other structures are immune.

Hell yeah. ‘where can I watch it? do you need an editor?’ :P

Hell, some of us make our stuff public on purpose. ‘ooh herp derp, look at me, I’m so evil, I’ll re-upload all your pictures and videos that were already posted to your [redacted] channel.’ please, you aren’t hurting me - you’re just making me harder. Oooh, so scary, upping the stakes and threatening thermonuclear war? Bitch I’m a millennial. End my existence daddy uwu. Go on, push the button. PUSH THE BU

(redacted 'cause not the time or place :p)