For anyone who actually cares…
If you have a relationship with that kind of communication, that’s dysfunctional and you should go to therapy or break up. It’s not a joke. It’s a symptom of relationship neglect. Boomers joke about it because that’s easier than emotional labor.
TIL I’m well designed
It’s not free. It’s equal exchange.
Pizza cutters. All edge and no point.
EIGHT NINE. waves hands in a different direction
This pisses my children off to no end.
Second homes. People own NYC homes and never even see them. It’s just an investment that sits empty.
No, it took you an hour or so. The week of “I should do that” guilt is a different activity altogether.
I also spend a lot of time generating useless guilt, but let’s call it what it is.
I wish more people drove orange cars. The rainbow game on long car trips is too hard since everyone started buying white and black.
We don’t need to respect their symbol. Let’s just start doing art with a different one.
But I can’t think of an animal I would hate enough to give them. Snakes might be appropriate, given their levels of honesty.
Oof. That’s the long way around. Kids, just jack it in your room anytime. It only takes one incident before your parents park to knock.
I also wish I could go back to my naive little bubble and ignore things. Life was so much simpler then…
It is what it is, but what will be is not what must be.
“National Assessment of Educational PROGRESS”
they’re measuring rate of CHANGE, not the scores themselves. Alabama improved more than California improved. That’s easy to do when you’re in last fucking place.
Your local convenience store doesn’t have a liquor license?
I love the concept of port knocking, but it seems like a lot of overhead if the client apps themselves don’t support it.
Now if the SSH client could take a parameter called knock_on_this port, that would be awesome.
You think education causes wealth?
Amazon paid zero taxes in 2021.
Oh god… I lovehate this.
It is