Bruh…

Is that a real post? That can’t possibly be real… Is it?

But also, hearing both Barack and Michelle speak and then seeing their faces like this still brings me positive, constructive joy. Seriously. Go listen to an interview with either of them and you’ll feel your whole body stop tensing.

Literally stop publicizing this stuff until they’ve shown their entire hands

🤮

Has Madness, but still no Gangsta War.

I have a rat car and even that car’s cel isn’t on anymore because the bulb burned out in the dash. Good ole Toyotas.

create a script that places a lower case i in front of every word that doesn’t already start with a lower case i

“iMessage” lmao. That feels like satire. iText and iClock hahaha

What if the simulation isn’t cyber-digital, but rather, exactly what everything that we know is?

Like what if the boobs in real life and the computers we’ve made ARE the simulation of a higher way of life?

What if we’re just a fuckall speck of nothing-just-for-fun for some timet tavelling, universe-creating-on-a-whim entity?

Should ban them from -being not in jail-

You ever wonder if there’s more to life than all this?

Most art is that way, because art of any relative depth takes you into consideration and therefore probable empathy, and thus not a Republican.

See, now you’re starting to sound like a lawless billionaire!

Exactly

I’m imagining the strategy of genuinely being Jill Stein and using a username like yours to 100% never be seen as actual Jill Stein. Like even if you said “I’m actually Jill Stein”, nobody would believe you.

But then if you ever got actually found out, how it would change your image.

It’s too bad this place doesn’t have blue checkmarks. You could make a real legacy.

I mean, not all, but you kinda DO stay rich by spending and investing and improving quality of life.

Jesus

Wasn’t there a button on Google that did that, too?

Maybe something will come from this other than a BUNCH of wasted resources.

I’m disappointed it was removed. I’m also disappointed it was reported multiple times. It’s fucking disgusting, but there weren’t pictures of it and this place is supposedly for adults who don’t just destroy stuff they don’t like. It gave me a little spark of joy from the old internet and I’m sad to see that be so quickly snuffed out, especially in this place.

Is that… Considered topping? (Chocolate topping lmao BRAIN, PLEASE)