Come on, make me feel like a man. I’ll start:
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Short Staff of Wailing Creature
9-19 DMG
+10 INT
+5 WIS
+4 CON
+25% Nature Res.
+15% Shadow Res.
On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds
Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
I love your dedication to those stats. Thank you for spending the time/care, I just read them to my spouse
Ngl… Great stick.
Oh hell yeah!
Yesss!! Hell yeah!
What a scythe to be hold
A scythe for sore eyes and that’s for sure
*behold
or, (I guess)
*be heldGrammar was hurt in making of this joke
Hell Yeah
Hell yeah!
HELL yeah
Hell Yeah!
A test of your reflexes!
This man is our King and none shall challenge him!
The “I have a flag” of being manly.
I can’t find a stick like this, so I bought a lifted pickup instead.
beautiful
I’m a trans girl, and this shit is the only thing that has even mildly piqued my testosterones in recent years:
(Doom Mower: Lawn of the Dead mod)
You’ll love myhouse.wad lawnmower% speedruns
Hell Yeah
Le tits now
HELL YEAH…it should’ve been fucking hydrochloric acid. Or petrol with someone smoking nearby.
I would’ve been smoking nearby for that
Context?
Woman throws milkshake at obnoxious trumpy nazi sympathising uk politician who goes full snowflake on her and calls for an end to political violence (having stayed silent when a leftwing mp was actually murdered), then pursues her through the courts.
Somone wasting a cofee on a complete fucking turd of an arse hole. It wont wash his stench away.
Aka Some woman throwing a coffee at Nigel Farange
I don’t want to be too pedantic but it’s actually a milkshake. “Milkshaking” (throwing a milkshake at someone, usually as a political protest) has happened a few times in the UK to prominent political figures (usually right-wing figures). Milkshaking even has a Wikipedia page.
As protests go, I like this. More visible and tangible than sitting somewhere they’ll never go, but not really violent (at least not as violent as other things you could throw). I also liked the shoes that got lobbed at Bush for the symbolism.
Hell yeah.
This is my top pick, hell yeah
Yeah, that’s not slop, it’s a full gallon.
My youngest niece is a princess. Ever since she was a toddler, she has wanted to play all of the stereotypical princess games. I love it so much.
Hell yeah!
HELL yeah!
I hate Illinois Nazis.
I used to hate Illinois Nazis. I still do, but I used to, too.
Good on you, Mitch!
Just Illinois ones?
In the 70s and 80s, Nazi groups in America were very fringe, so the comedy comes from the juxtaposition that such a wackjob extremist group would take root in somewhere as banal and Midwest as rural Illinois was viewed at the time.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Carrie Fisher is coming after me with a battle rifle, I have to drive my used Cop Car with Cop Shocks and Cop Suspension through a shopping mall
MAGA, when Nazis were fringe groups, and got punched when showing up in public.
Fr bro 😪
it’s not a joke, the National Socialist Party of America was headquartered in Chicago. there was a famous supreme court case about their right to hold a demonstration in the mostly-Jewish suburb of Skokie that took place in 1977, three years before the movie came out
edit: to clarify, the legal case took place in 77. the Nazis won but the demonstration never actually happened
Hell yeah!
I’m thinking on creating a Mastodon instance called “the-cool-s”, and if I get tagged in parody conspiracy theory postings, I’ll reply “concerning” and “looking into it”.
Hell yeah
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah!
It is without doubt my favourite photo of all time. I’m glad you got a “hell yeah” from it too. This thread has some gems.
Late to the party, but ive got a quality ancient shitpost I’ve been holding onto
An elegant meme for a more civilised age
Hell Yeah
