Because the FCC can’t come up with a pretext to stop it posting on YouTube

Congratulations, United. You’ve just made your customers targets.

Sucks that the Humperdinck strategy works IRL

Damn. I started to laugh then realized I’m you

Where have I seen this move before? Oh, right

Eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal.

My most used and favorite (non dishwasher or refrigerator) appliance would be our Cuisinart toaster oven / air fryer. Favorite gadget would be our hand press juicer. Don’t use it that often but when we need to it makes quick work of it.

My wife would say her favorite appliance is her Profitec espresso machine and her prized kitchen gadget is the Staub cast iron enameled oval Dutch oven I got her for Christmas years ago

One that sprang to mind I haven’t seen mentioned is Gogol Bordello.

Also, while I’ve always thought Rainbow Kitten Surprise was a funny name, I didn’t realize how clever it was until the “surprise” happened. Obviously it wasn’t planned that way, but it’s still cool

Don’t forget incompetence and abject stupidity

As soon as he’s released he’ll make a run for the border. And not to Taco Bell

Misery loves company

There’s no way to make a backdoor for encryption that keeps the encryption secure. Politicians and government flunkies can’t seem to wrap their pea brains around that concept.

Maybe it’s leg day and they’re spent

85% of law students have poor ethics. Yeah, that sounds about right

I’m sure she meant population size

Sounds like Hollywood and/or record label accounting to save on paying fighters and taxes

I didn’t know that wasn’t allowed

Thanks to this post I’m having one for dinner

Try not to rape any women in the parking lot!