“I believe it’s pronounced A1”

The likely advances now that the NIH was shut down?

Two term limits for everyone in government.

Marshall Tito 2.0. If his condition improves, doctors hope to declare him dead next week.

no more getting killed gently.

Perfect to orbit uranus looking for Klingons.

It’s the Miller plan from day one: ignore law, push to SCOTUS, and get those bitches to legalize it.

I lived there for 3 years. Donald Trump is not a mind control expert or evil genius. He’s just a guy who tells people what they want to hear and most of the country agrees with him. Most Americans are xenophobic and have never been outside of the Greatest Country™.

Every month brings us closer to natural causes.

you mean like all those youTube videos where literally nothing happens?

Most countries are kinda boring on close inspection.

Meet the mascot! Alligator Al! and all the lovable characters! the Cavity Search Capybaras! Bend over kids!

What is wrong with people from abroad who don’t want to be detained and cavity searched? In my day, this was the definition of a great vacation.

So the Eurpoean union regulates Norway’s welfare system? Tell us more, thee who is so wise in the ways of Europa.

I’m sure someone in Oslo thinks President Trump rules Canada’s welfare system because it’s close to the Gulf of America.

I see your Pensitone, and raise you Athol NY, which relocated from Dildo NFld because residents were uncomfortable.

Ah, so you’ve never been to Norway. What tipped it off is that Norway is not in Europe.

“USA is not a real country” -Canada.

I dated her.

The problem is that California has a lot of these cars, and they are daily driven. The solution, which will be expensive, is to run the cars on ethanol.

hey now, I’ve had only positive experiences with cunts.