The boss in my place brought in some guy as head of marketing who he picked himself and thinks is the bee’s knees. We have a closed customer base who, once they purchase our products, will buy spares for the next 30 to 40 years. We don’t really need marketing at all.

He does nice graphs and charts (that we don’t need), chats in constant gibberish business-speak, and makes things look fancy. That’s it.

He has recently been moved into an overarching position in control of technical and engineering teams he knows nothing about and can’t manage properly, and the shit will hit the fan real soon.

I can’t wait.

A box? A fat?

Commies (is what the eejits will say).

Clearly not in your ridiculous example. I don’t think they arrange for women in their 30s to strip for minors.

The tagline on book 5 was superb:

The fifth book in the increasingly incorrectly titled hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy trilogy.

I attack

Everyone knows you need to put 15 more miles behind her.

I want to know why your clicking of an unsubscribe button takes twice the time of the clicking of a presumably comparable delete button.

If I had a pound for every time I’d heard that sentence…

Eternity of anything would be boring. You’d eventually become the paragon of apathy, numbed by experience, an akinetic mute.

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Needs a new community for this circle jerk gibberish. I’d say Shiteposts.

Belongs in Shite Posts

That clunky sentence irks me:

I’ll have a good sleep tonight.

He definitely said in the post that women don’t do random cartwheels, not girls.

You’re correct in that they’re shit posts. It’s like 6-7. It’s a cue to go away for a few days until the kids get bored with it.

Jaked Wood

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Lie in.

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It’s German