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stiffyGlitch@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrestEnglish
1·7 hours agoI feel like people are just doing this now to annoy the person who commented on that one comment
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrestEnglish
1·7 hours agoproceeds to tell you that the way you used the words isn’t right, your grammar isn’t right, your spelling isn’t right, the way you eat cereal isn’t right, the way you drive isn’t right, the way you speak to your mom isn’t right, the way you dealt with that situation isn’t right, and your whole existence isn’t existing right
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.worldto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•This is how you know it's real love.
2·9 hours agogasp the impossible
to be fair, I promised not to bring a book to our lunch hangouts… plus, I don’t think it was the book… maybe it was the week before when I showed up to one of their birthday parties late and kinda drunk…
the weird thing is…
I’m okay with lots of blood, but I don’t like watching surgery. and yet I’m ok with stabbing somebody repeatedly in the vitals if they break into my house.
you might ask 1st: why the fuck are you watching surgery?! because I have to, for my medical field training. why I have to watch human surgery when I’m planning to be a marine biologist, I have no idea. 2nd: what does surgery have to do with stabbing somebody? cause you’ll see their guts and stuff, and you see peoples guts in surgery too
hear me out…
Kabuto but orochimaru forum
hi and would you like to talk about your car’s extended warranty?
is that a cat face or what
still does
kinda
if by anal sex you mean shoving random shit up your ass so you can sneak it past security
then yes
it still means anal sex
it was on the wrapper!
think I’ve tried that kind b4
no idea
I know what boof means.
two
there’s two on each wrapper
ive kissed one of my toads. potato.
…
my friends said they didn’t want to talk to me anymore after 3 years of friendship.
the reason why?
they were mad at me for bringing one of my excellent novels, Naruto, to our lunch. I spent all of it engrossed in my book instead of talking to them, whom I see almost every. single. DAY. ok, fine, Naruto is like a teen book, but whatever! its awesome!!!




nah bro the mods have gotta fix this these ai NPCs are getting out of hand