Lol, just received a quote as a ppt.

condom breaks its a mayby

I prefer the musical stylings of John Paul and Ringo

No need for nicknames when his actual middle name is a toilet.

Do thoroughbred stallions dream of upper class twinks. Part 1.

Yep. So round and perfect.

Two great tits and a massive hole. See pic!

I think congrats are in order. This joke is the first sign that OP is becoming a dad.

The name of that 10 year old, Rebecca.

To determine optimal wall dimensions against invading doggos.

“Acute bug fever kills 1200. Sydney in lockdown.”

Any fursona becomes griffin when ya draw them chinballs.

theres no squirtle in pokemon cum&go

Exactly. I got even bigger tits from just Toblerone.

First known coherent conversation between two AIs (the internet, 2025)

so comic sans

Hes now at least type 42, maybe more.

Thank you Biggus Dickus

Hide the hiv Harold.