Not to be that guy, but that’s why you’ve just gotta take what you want. Stop being coy about it. You know you want it, so what’s the problem?

Enough with the pretty words and speeches. Where’s the candidate who’s willing to just finally say what we’re all feeling: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

“May you live in interesting times.” -Wayne Gretzky

Oh dear, here come the tankies!

There’s no basis, OP’s just blowing smoke.

I like honey?

30, tasteless, and go on endlessly

Ballsy move. I hope she’s okay.

I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?

I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.

I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.

Could you not?

I took on a second, what have I done.

Can anyone confirm whether this is true?

With sandpaper, by hand, if you’re at all serious about your craft.

Pronounced “lattes?”

That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.

They just thought they’d do everything they did back then, but with balloons. They could already walk on water back then.

Get out of here with your false hope.

Think about it. It’s like Werewolf 101. You transform.

“Oh, shit, oh shit! NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS!”

That’s exactly what I’d say, too, if I’d turned into a werewolf and wanted to keep it secret. Oddly specific and defensive, no?