It does it when it wants, I can’t really control it.

Kid Rock is like that guy who prefers sex with children.

That was all the salesmen at one place I worked. Mormons with tons of kids. They’d go anywhere in the world to get away from them.

Victor Garber!

They must be pretty tasty?

I really wish they wouldn’t do that. :(

I’ve yet to encounter bad alien urine.

Human…capital?

Do you mean This PC?

Oh, yeah? Well, if that’s how you’re gonna be, I hope you find some FUCKING PEACE, MY FRIEND!

Dude? You are going to LOVE IT.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

Alan Cumming makes all kinds of sense.

You know they’re not really made of bears, right?

Presumably they need to be able to touch their own balls?

Wouldn’t it make more sense if he were a quetzalcoatlus?

The actual vehicle is beautiful, exhaust design whoopsie aside.

You can even be selective and make only bad choices. Ask me how I know.

This is why they invented leaving your family.