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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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    Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.

    What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!

    That product? The one named Liquid Death?

    Do you want to know what it was?

    It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water

    This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!

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      IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

      And it was originally created because drinking water isn’t cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

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        Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol

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          “Only in America” meaning the United States or the Americas or just North America?

          I’m asking because there is a city in Mexico that drinks more Coca-Cola than water.

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            Yeah, but at least they have high sugar warnings on their beverages, so it’s likely nothing compared to what the US does with the only metric measured bottles available in the region (which are typically much cheaper too).

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              Also they actually use sugar. The United States imports Mexican Coca-Cola.

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                And not enough of it! There’s a few places I can find it

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            And who do you think used a lot money and political leverage to make that happen, hell coca cola even hired hit men to go after trade unionists, educate yourself

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              What the actually fuck is this response for asking what you meant by “America”?

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                If you truly can’t understand what America refers to in this context then you are too dumb to waste my time replying

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                  Well first off instead of answering with a couple words, you decide to insult my intelligence and talk about how valuable your time us. So you are lying and your time isn’t valuable at all.

                  Second, note this is Lemmy is internationally open. Look up the term “America” and what it can refer to.

                  Third if I describe something and it fits your description, than why would I be illogical for just asking a question of what are you referring?

                  Do you not see the flaw to your logic?

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          I think it’s more beer than coke. It’s also for like drinking with friends and not standing out if you don’t like alcohol but the rest do.

          Edit: maybe I should say also for alcohol rather than more for alcohol.

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        I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.

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      “Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”

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      This isn’t an actual product just fyi it’s done by an artist.

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    • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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      Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?

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        In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.

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          It would be far less wasteful to set up the logistics for something refillable. Expensive initially, but once the logistics and the culture for it have been developed, cheaper too.

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    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.

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      Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.

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    Face from nick jr.?

    • marzhall@lemmy.world
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      Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had

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        I’m 39 I watch the crap out of it when I was a kid…

        • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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          Looks like Face wants some Stick Stickly.

          • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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            Incidentally Stick Stickly is what I call my tallywacker.

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    It says right on the package.

    High Vitamin D

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    Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

    Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)

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      Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        Want a medal?

        • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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          Can I have one?

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          cookies go better with milk.

    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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      Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌

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      speak for yourself, pervert.

      that’s the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.

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    They milked the bulls for this…

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    Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.

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      …you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        So do most other species.

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        Lichen takes a likin’ to those minerals.

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      Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.

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      Yet, incredibly delicious

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.

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    That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.

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    Well, it’s got lots of vitamin D.

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      Vitamin Dick

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        I don’t seem to be getting my daily recommended dose. Where does one get a supply?

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    I want to know what name came in second.

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      “Daddy’s Milk”

  • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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    69 calories per cup…

  • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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    Milk from Diddy parties

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      Sleepy milk

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      That’s real Cambodian

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    Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!

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    Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.

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    High in Vitamin D…

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      ick

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