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Laughable, I think about MINUTES!

Lol, change it to “buy groceries and pay rent” and it still works

Great even more reasons to avoid it

Or! Your last dinner is five guys.

Pork sausage!

Alternatively you can just have your last dinner with five guys

I know a few people who are genuinely smart but got so deep into the AI fad that they are now using it almost exclusively.

They seem to be performing well, which is kind of scary, but sometimes they feel like MLM people with how pushy they are about using AI.

To be fair, teeth are fucking expensive. Like almost as bad as buying a house.

My grandma had to spend 100K on her teeth over the last few years of her life, and she had insurance. Insurance companies just don’t really cover teeth because it is expensive and our bodies guarantee that they will start going bad after young adulthood and then really shit the bed towards the last few decades of life.

Ah yes, “cocksucker” as the first insult to come to mind, the sign of a good person

One time I did that, and was horrified to see that the next day the gardner removed it and disposed of the body.

It was my baby and it was literally choking itself in every pot I planted it because it would just grow until the entire pot was roots.

I now know that it had to be done, this is what it means to be an adult. To know that sometimes murdering a baby mint is for the greater good T_T

All i’m saying is that dogs are not generally completely stupid, just like humans aren’t. Both groups have the extreme idiots

Bacon*

For the same reasons humans have done things throughout history. Worship, art, glory, vanity

Not really saying much, I’ve seen adults do the same

People have to stop acting like animals are the stupidest most thoughtless creatures.

Yeah, most dogs probably understand it perfectly fine because it isn’t a great mystery. They go in a room, they feel the acceleration, they feel the deceleration, they go out.

Sure, first time they are probably confused, but they are not completely oblivious to the world around them.

Also, yeah, this post is funny

A picture

The Beanles