I smoked my first blunt before turning on Fifteen Million Merits, my first episode of Black Mirror. Everyone online told me to watch it before Ep. 1.

My emotion was heightened by 10 fold from THC.

I hate this show so much I have watched every episode multiple times.

True joy does not exist to me anymore.

i am in the lowest bracket in a housing project and i have AC on utility assistance tho. ain’t no grit in suffering through the heat, they deserve the insult

this has only ever happened when i am horribly dehydrated from either caffeine or stimulants.

Mastodon is nowhere as cool as the second half.

I’m a huge single player Final Fantasy fan, and while this game is highly regarded by people who play it, I regretted making a purchase on it.

If you are a fan of MMORPGs and want a Final Fantasy skin on yours, great this is probably for you. but as someone who hadn’t touched the genre since it was a novelty, I loathed playing this game. It feels more like a chore than a modern Final Fantasy entry. The story is so chopped up, my immersion is broken by the limitations of an MMORPG, that I couldn’t follow the supposedly great writing. The best part of the game for me was the fashion, social, and customization, but the cool stuff requires IAPs. The players who pay get an avatar to call their own, and your trial and base subscription tier character will be a clone of those wearing the common gear for that level of progress.

I would recommend not investing time in this game.

me putting “aspiring nonbinary boywife” in my dating profile.

did you say pancakes?

Someone always says this like the intention being engagement bait doesn’t make it even worse.

When you accidentally bump into someone you say “watch where ya walkin’!”

I chock this one up to generational prejudice. Both are useful computers that can accomplish essentially the same thing.

“Phone bad” was already sentiment being pushed before smartphone ecosystems became enshittified.

This is not misinformation, this actually happened.

I lost my shit at the exemption for outside hookups while on holiday at Burning Man. So specific. 😅

So many “memes” are cropped like this it’s going the way of putting “no one:” at the top of an image. Just post the image normally ffs.

Pitty was just checking to see if this was a tasty human baby or not. Kitty is safe.

I usually browse /all with anything politics and technology filtered out. It’s pretty much just Trek, Porn, and Boomer comics. I really don’t think fediverse is ready to branch out yet.

I mean, I get it’s inappropriate to be like “what about men”. It’s pretty clear they are talking about blanket judging straight women for Perry’s actions. “Not ALL straight women” - ya see?

In my experience though, they lean towards harassing gay men over queer women. 😅

I have been called weird or passive aggressive for using punctuation in my text messages. Why do we cater to these people? Why do I care about the opinion of someone who takes to heart whether I use an exclamation point or period at the end of a sentence? It should have been their problem to learn to not make assumptions.

Months. It took months of my med schedule before I was like “maybe these are working”. My motivation and functioning was like zero still, but I wasn’t depressed anymore.

Then doc put me back on a stimulant and it was so much more drastic an improvement I was frustrated we didn’t do that first.