IndescribablySad@threads.net

You contact my admins yet or did you recognize your misunderstanding in the meantime?

Hey, just wanted to apologize for getting you involved with an insane person. Wish you all the best.

Autocorrect used to be so much better. Now it is incapable of leaving contractions alone, so people think I’m possessive of objects or humanizing them. You don’t accjdentally an “it’s.” Autocorrect is tarnishing my reputation with grammar nazis, and I’m afraid I’ll have to become a grammar communist, but red isn’t flattering for my complexion.

I pointed out your inconsistency. Offer still stands, but I’m blocking you for a few months because I’m sane. Report me for vote manipulation if you’d like.

I sincerely wish you all the best. My heart sinks further with every syllable, because I know you better than I wish I did. If you ever reach the point where you recognize that you need a starting point, shoot me a DM. Not an alt, by the way.

Let me get this straight, I was punching down on myself? I don’t mean to make assumptions, but I used to be angry all the time. It was poison to every relationship I attempted to build, which only made me angrier and more alone. I only managed to sever the loop by changing my environment, and therefore the people I was interacting with. I hope you can find something that works for you.

Hit up your local food bank to find the kindest, most endearing people to sublimate into your being.

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You did nothing wrong! And you did, for better or worse. I still had fun learning about lemmy’s perception of irony. Actually, I wanted to know whether you had some specific way of filtering out AI anatomical images? My top 200 images are all AI or unrelated and it makes me sad. I misremembered who replied first. My b. Disregard. Unless…?

I think I need to pick up smoking. Not for the stress relief, but to leave this place a bit sooner.

I know you weren’t the original person, and yet you’re clearly upset. I can only assume it’s because you felt personally insulted.

I think I’ll continue playing the fool to middling success. Feel free to stay endlessly angry to achieve the same result.

It’s punching down to intentionally seem foolish for the sake of a joke? What bizarre reality do you live in? You have no leg to stand on. Like a snake.

I’m sad that you’re willing to be a dick to someone on the internet for a silly joke. I imagine you’re also rude irl.

You’re clearly upset that you believed I was insulting you even after I pointed out that I wasn’t. I’m not sure what you want from this interaction, at this point

Can you legitimately not understand or are you just upset? I’m willing to explain the correlation between contraceptive use and economics, if it’s the former

It’s a pun, you goober

It’s entirely necessary when I set myself up for that punchline. Was it a bit conspicuous when I mentioned a very specific body part they lack, and then made a joke?

Access mostly relates to socioeconomic factors, but you’re largely correct. Use is notably higher in more affluent areas, but snakes are largely homeless and unsupported through reproductive legislation so that rarely matters.

Uhh, they should have covered this in school even if your parents neglected to do so, but here you go.

That’s interesting, I’m having a hard time picturing their diaphragm.

Only time I’ve seen an ethical love potion plot was a cute little comic featuring a couple looking to spice things up due to mutual boredom. They split a love potion, but neither changed their behavior. Both remained bored together, but with slight, visible smiles.