Measure time only by the worn-out office chairs you work through

Fanny blaster

Needed ChatGPT’s help to reply here.

No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.

Why would libs put it there in the first place?

Good luck putting AI in charge of project management, creating utterly useless teams meetings that are guaranteed to maximize the productivity wasted is a finely homed skill

Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

A vote for Albert is a vote for Albert

There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

When you get your genocidal emperor from wish.com

Imperators riding the war rig to battle, c2075 (colourised)

Your time draws near.

Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

laughs in Western Australian

Something a vampire-hunter might say 🤔

I think it’s a bird

They would just pick another dumb name, like Stample or Croaker and we’d be stuck Croaking things

Masturbate, back to sleep.