After botched execution, another judge orders them to live together in a small apartment for 1 year and be filmed for a reality TV show to win a million bucks.

I always read the 1 star reviews, and usually nothing else. If they are all dumb shit like “Mine never arrived!” Or “It broke the first time I threw it at the wall” then I know it’s probably fine

1 X scroll of insight (cursed). You detect enemies at much greater distances than normal, but there’s a 50% chance they aren’t really there.

1 X scroll of night vision +2 (I always have a thermal camera on my person)

1 X tome of deep knowing (films and movies). Extremely detailed and useless for any purpose

1 X potion of quench thirst (I am never without a water bottle)

The rest is grey loot, useless LVL 1 weapons

Does it glow when THOTs are nearby?

The judge would never pay for it. Or ask for it.

You can also use a pot cosy. These were (re)invented by an African woman whose name escapes me. It’s basically a fabric donut or bucket, packed with insulation (wool felt, sometimes polyester). They heat the pot of food to a boil, then take it off the heat and stick it in the pot cosy. It stays hot for 4 times longer than a naked pot, saves a ton of energy, or in the case of the inventor, a shit load of fuel. Historically, villagers would stick the pot in a pile of hay or wool to get the same insulating effect.

Edit: Found the product website https://mywonderbag.co.za/welcome

Truth.

I am astounded that games like Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider and Abe’s Oddysee with their massive sprawling worlds were crammed into such relatively tiny file sizes.

Necessity gets results

Are we talking a gecko, or a Perentie?

“Babe, come to bed!”

“Can’t, technology connections just dropped a video on the refrigeration cycle!”

“That was months ago!”

“This is the prequel, it’s different!”

Just distract everyone from your username with prolific and aggressive hornyposts

Salting the water would increase the boiling temperature I guess, but it seems like a waste of salt because that info isn’t meaningfully changing the cooking time

Printers are of the devil and must be purged

Bold of you to assume I’ve made any progress at all.

Wah

If I ever figure out how to be happy single I’m not ruining it by getting into a relationship

I am now inside out.

Post it to the family group chat, nothing bad will happen probably!

Zorin?

I wasn’t going to begin with

I fix people’s computers in exchange for food.

Printers, I execute for free.