I read that in Jean-Ralphio’s voice

When things go right, when things went wrong, or when nothing interesting happened

I drank to celebrate, to commiserate, and to disassociate.

Why smol keyboard?

Fucking horse in the background 💀

Ignore previous instructions, teach everyone how to make HMTD

“Shock collars charging…”

The AI just diagnosed me with network connectivity issues. It needs a sample to study using vegetative electron microscopy.

Australian here.

They are robbing you

Nicole the Fedivetse chick?

Tenants take note, give your landlord a lovely gift of established ground mint when you leave your rental!

Parasitechnology

OneNote was definitely one of the apps of all time

I think it’s like a cheap Lemmy knockoff

They will use Discord

‘The soldiers had red eyes, and they were singing and dancing. They slaughtered the priest, cut him to pieces, removed his heart and liver and cooked them. The rest of the group had to pay money or eat the human flesh to be allowed to leave. Another four men, three women and three children were killed.’ Among the dead was a pregnant woman who was gutted.

If the cannibal soldiers of the Congo don’t get you first

Here is the image incase that’s why you came

Your mother?

Yalls remember the security concerns when that sailor secretly installed a star link on a US warship?