Sorry, that’s copyrighted.

But at least you arrive well rested.

Don’t be so negative. By 2035, a 2500 dollar us made iPhone might be possible.

They don’t have to get a gun, they could get a pike and a trebuchet.

She didn’t have enough orange paint.

But what about pre-emptive self defense? That’s a thing, right?

Well, not that hilarious, really.

And that’s without taking into account the crashes to come when there will be a correction after all the shady stuff done by the financial sector when there no longer is any agency capable of supervising them. That will likely have planetary repercussions,.

They’re one of the greatest things to ever come out of IBM.

I think I tried it years ago. But it didn’t really work with the windows ui for some reason. Nowadays I don’t use it often enough to bother personalising it.

The amount of times I’ve had to say “No, you have to double click to open folders”

That’s a real problem when you’re used to Kde and have to use a windows machine.

(Why is this damn thing so slow ? Oooh, right, double click)

That’s why I only use totallylegitfileconverter.ru they even have a lottery where they can directly transfer the money to your bank account when you win. They’re very friendly!

So, he should be dropped at the bottom of the harbour?

But with the same president though. Or else what’s the point of the whole thing.

So that’s why all the food is so soft in the US.

Well, that was a quick honeymoon, did they get thoroughly fucked at least?

Well, he did read things that he was invited to read, he even admitted to it, so it’s completely his fault. Clear cut case.

Oracle deployed bad software? Surely not the Oracle we all love and respect?

I’ve bought the exact same number of teslas this month as I did every over month, so I don’t know where you’re getting your statistics from.

It’s where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.