I’d suggest using math.

You can’t itch something.

Unless it’s an allergy issue just get something else and put it in the old bag. I did this with dish soap until others admitted the store brand at half the cost worked just as well… they couldn’t deny it as they’d been happily using it for months without complaint.

Switch brands.

but the idea we could run an economy without taxing anyone deemed “middle class” is a fantasy

No it isn’t, the US was like that. They taxed everyone to fund a war then put it back, then did it again but didn’t put it back because they keep the money and here we are.

Or that those things should be paid entirely out of business and top 10% taxes because they can afford it. Apparently. 👆

It’s like complaining about the cost of Nike but still buying and wearing it. 🤷

Tonned? Like together her legs weigh a ton or each one does?

We’ve got a great marriage, super happy, everything’s solid.

Maximize Singapore up your butt.

It’s not set up to be a giant Scrabble board. Disappointing.

Look, a real life retcon!

That’s really specific. I’d like to know the story behind it. At least I think I do.

It was TotallyRealSiteWeAreALegitimateCompanyPleaseKeepPayingUs.com

AI would restore it by replacing Bruce Lee with Adam Sandler. Just saying.

Did you eat it?

Forget chatgpt, I’m appalled that he reproduced.

This only matters to me if he was in it at the time so I can organize a party.

Don’t care.