He really wants to get his hand in the Pocket pool.

It was in both, in the sequel it’s not the exact quote though, Jack is complaining at him about not being able to find a doctor to do it.

The Ultra Sysadmin. Bring the sacrifice.

At least he’s doing his part.

Some people shouldn’t reproduce, not cut out for it. The kid knows when you think they’re a burden too.

Gotta kill a few people. Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

That’s a terrible idea, but it’s your money to lose.

He looks like a Steve to me.

What a jerk.

I’d say “may you live in interesting times” but some fucker already cursed us all with that one.

Gross, a reddit link.

The web doesn’t have a business model, cloudflair, you do. And nobody cares because you suck.

Kinky.

You cropped out the hand with 3 fingers and a thumb with the middle finger being extra large. It might not be an AI insert but between that and no shadows it’s suspect.

Have you tried not being fat?

reminder: shitpost

How long after that picture did the roof collapse

I’m upvoting it just to spite those who wouldn’t want me to.