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Cake day: September 21st, 2024

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  • I remember playing Fable 1 on launch. I played through every side quest and was a fucking monster at the end.

    when I finally fought Jack, I wiped my ass with his deflated ego and thought to myself, “this is the guy y’all were scared of?”

    I caused some bug that allowed me to keep the sword of aeons and stay good by not killing my sister.

    I then proceeded to kill and take over every single town and became a slumlord…and everyone thanked me for it.

    every time I watch any of these videos I imagine this is how I was perceived by the NPCs in that game.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrndSo8Uelo&t=4



  • The NYPD have sought out the plane in question and plan to extradite it once apprehended.

    Mayor Adams held a press briefing earlier today to talk about how best to hold a literal airplane accountable in the death of a bank executive.

    “New York’s finest will not rest until we find justice for Terry Dolan and his family. We will find the plane responsible and bring it to bear judgment in a public court. we will leave no stone unturned, and I personally will look that TBM 700 in its eyes and pledge to ensure they never see the light of day again.”

    Tonight New Yorkers can rest easy knowing Mayor Adams is watching the skys for copycat planes.