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  • yesman@lemmy.world
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    so that when men wash their hands

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      Do the men in your life not wash their hands? 🤢

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        Public men’s restrooms make me not want to shake hands with anyone. The number of men who walk out straight past the sinks without stopping is alarming and disgusting.

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          When I worked fast food, I usually had to fill the men’s soap but rarely the women’s soap.

          This could mean the place had more male traffic, women don’t wash their hands as often, or something else. Who knows.

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            women don’t wash their hands as often

            I could believe this. Not saying the men’s are much better as I’d say they’re definitely just as bad, but my wife used to tell me horror stories about the women’s restrooms before she swore off ever using one again outside of emergencies.

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          The number of guys who do this in my local arcade bar really pisses me off. We’re all touching the same surfaces in there WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS.

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            It’s absolutely gross. I literally think about it every time a Boomer socially pressures a handshake with me, and I try not to touch anything else until I can wash my hands or at least get some sanitizer. Idk if any individual is guilty of it, but enough strangers are that I’m not taking chances.

      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        Some men don’t even wipe their ass. 🤷‍♂️

        • blinfabian@feddit.nl
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          let it crust like a sigma 🔥🗣️

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            Peel it off like a freshly completed 3D print; crackling noises and all.

          • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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            The itchy sting is how you know it’s working

      • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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        From what I’ve seen in my 30 years of life 90% of men don’t wash their hands

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          Not just the men, but the women and children too!

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        I am a janitor for a college and you’d be appalled at how rarely I have to fill the soap dispensers in both the men’s and the women’s restrooms, there’s a lot of folks who just don’t wash their hands in general

      • optissima@lemmy.world
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        American Exceptionalism

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    For anyone who’s curious, reclaimed water toilets are, indeed, a thing.

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      Yeah, you don’t need the urinal to be under the sink. You can just run a pipe to the urinal…

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        Or run the peenus directly to the sink.

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      Yeah, I was a little confused by the choice of meme there, since this is actually a thing. https://www.sinkology.com/product/sinksense-greenflow-toilet-tank-sink/

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        I’ve actually seen those (or rather some quite similar to them) in the wild a few times. They’re not very convenient to use (because the seat is in the way) even though you can’t help but think they’re a great idea each time you use them.

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          I’m not going to bother to research, but I’m sure there must be models where the sink faces the side of the toilet. It’d take up more space, but still less space than a totally separate sink and toilet.

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            There absolutely are, this one is just more or less exactly what was described in the meme.

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        You have to straddle the toilet backwards to use it pressing your member against the back of the toilet and sit down after peeing. 4/5 Stars.

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          My favorites have the sink next to the toilet rather than in one piece, yes.

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            You could do that with plumbing which you would have to do anyways.

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      I had one in Japan, it was pretty neat.

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    This is already a thing, and it’s not just for urinals.

    sink on top of toilet

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    Just piss in the sink. I’ve been saying this for years

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      /r/sinkpissers

    • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      The one in the bathroom or any sink?

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        I mean, it’s less cleanup for you if you do it in your neighbor’s sink.

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        Kitchen. You save water by washing your dishes as you pee

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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      Your book might get wet with that there though.

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      you just answered question #2. thank you

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    It’s genuinely disturbing how many men I’ve seen not wash their hands.

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      I decide if I’m going to wash them based on the state of the bathroom. If all they have is air dryers (or worse, a single fabric towel… shudders) then I’m probably not gonna wash them. You can keep your filthy germ blowers thanks. Taps look dirtier than the urinals? Forget it. If the bathroom is clean, then ye sure, otherwise I just use hand sanitizer

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        I mean, yall go in with there with pants and leave with pants, right? Wash your hands and wipe them on your pants. Still cleaner than the alternative.

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        My dude, bandanas exist. Clean hands on your own bandana is as good as it gets.

        Find what they call trainman, signalman or similar ones. They’re bigger, tend to be easy to find in thicker fabric, and can do other jobs as well.

        As you roll up to the sink, pull the bandana out, drape it around your neck. Wash, shake a little, grab the bandana and dry off.

        It’ll go right back in your pocket and not cause any problems very slightly damp. If need be, leave it hanging loosely around the neck or out of the pocket so it’ll dry.

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      Right?? I literally put them on blast outside the restroom sometimes lol

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      Why would you wash your hands if you didn’t piss or get shit on them?

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        Imagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand?

        No?

        Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.

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          Do you make people shower before you suck their dick?

          I don’t because I like it extra cheesy.

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            😆

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    Instructions unclear, pissed on hands.

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      Counts.

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    Then men would have no reason to leave without washing their hands. Seriously dudes, I’m pleading over here, soap and water.

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      You think the dudes that don’t wash their hands are worried about flushing?

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    Grey water system.

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    Just have a combo urinal / sink.

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    Can’t you beat the system by pissing directly into the urinal sink and not washing your hands?

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    Having used men’s restrooms all my life, there is a critical error in this premise.

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    Men don’t even flush urinals lmao

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      Most urinals flush automatically. Probably for that exact reason.

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    I’m taller than most men though…I guess I’ll have to piss in the sink

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