I am pleased to not know who any of these people are.

Wait, how did Saddam Hussein get into heaven?

Deceptive marketing. The 80 lb model is the budget model, but the picture shows the much fancier 300 lb model.

A terminator with peach’s voice would be pretty funny, but not ha-ha funny.

To me, the headline was never the contents of the autopsy, but the fact they tried to bury it.

The current leadership knows how to be better and chooses not to.

In the early 2000’s, a 2-year old expansion wasn’t “new,” though. 2 years later is around the time the next game should be coming out.

Okay but “Can return if your cat shows no interest” is objectively excellent customer service

We can save time by just giving each of them, like, 4 more of these right now.

“We’re going to keep raising the prices of essentials, it’s on you to make adjustments. Don’t be lazy and entitled.”

It wouldn’t surprise me if producers ask them to not always go with the most common letters at the beginning, to make the game more interesting.

That’s what I was saying. Although it would be equally unlikely they hadn’t guessed “r”, which would make the first comment wrong.

I guess now we know what landmine they stepped on.

I guess it’s be too good to be true that they’d be this far into the puzzle without having guessed ‘s’

Because it’s not his money.

Comparing them to vultures would be an insult to vultures.

This is your brain on hentai culture

Trump won’t pay a cent. The taxpayer will have to fork it over.

TL;DR your back hurts because you’re poor.

Without having read it yet, is it by trusting elites to hold other elites accountable?

In the future I hope for, the only reason the judicial reform bill wouldn’t have her name on it is because Clarence Thomas exists.