I should stop paying taxes

There are mechanical door releases that I figured Tesla owners knew about. They kinda blend in and now I see how someone might not be aware of their existence.

Well, considering that pretty much everything he says is a lie, I’m going to assume that Elon will be around for a long time.

Little snowflake bitch

Nothing is illegal if you’re rich enough.

I feel like planting bamboo all over the place would be quite a nuisance. I’ve heard it’s extraordinarily hard to get rid of and grows very quickly.

I blame approximately 77.3 million idiots

In the interest of the safety of everyone driving behind a cybertruck, I propose we spray paint giant penises on all cybertrucks.

Damn that’s a lot of blood. Good girl.

If I am somehow without my 0.9mm Graphgear 500 then I would have to go with 1.

He might get a pardon.

Diabeetus

https://youtu.be/BME0639IP5g

Idiocracy keeps becoming truer and truer every year.