“oh my gosh am i my citizens’ keeper? you guys didn’t elect me to do that.”

please leave the musk bullshit in the musk communities. it’s what they’re for

False memories have a long history of being associated with sexual assault and satanism.

That’s from that lady in the 80s who worked with “recovered memories”, asked a bunch of hypnotized children a bunch of leading questions and basically placed the memories in the kids’ heads, right? All having to do with satanic ritual abuse.

I’m curious why this typically happens in childhood and not to adults tho.

Is it butter or olive oil? I want to taste good when I die

Watch gattacca

With what “side” effects?

Error 404

Tf is the US central district court chiming in? They lack jurisdiction

I don’t know, but they’re new. Hardly any research has been done

Just call it Superchunk

So you ever had a peanut that was like, five peanuts?

Exlscuse me all spreadsheets are sexy why do you think they spreading those sheets

Only consequence I can predict:

How I wish this wouldn’t fall predictably along party lines

I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.

Yeah, they put busses into my exurb and they hardly have anyone riding them because they just connect one shopping center to a different shopping center to the library to the bus depot to &c. (never any residential). Only busses that stop in residential are schoolbusses. Now they wonder why no one uses the local bus. Or not.

Excuse me statesia isn’t 50 years behind. 50 years ago we were better. We’re more like 200 years behind.

I want teleporters so I can roll out of bed, shit on the floor and it goes straight to the compost, take a shower, mid shower grab some coffee from the good coffee shop, fart my way to work which is halfway across the globe and takes a hop skip and telejump to get to. I have dinner in Moosejaw and dessert in Ayacucho. I go to sleep in Rwanda and wake in Borneo. I really should do less drugs. Or more drugs. I can’t remember anymore. So it looks like more drugs.

Are you sure?

Why, did we run out of nermals?