i would like to take an hour with my IV. I don’t like my ACs. Can’t read a book when you’re using them.

and honestly, i’m kind of considering the budget for a monthly IV.

uh, hail mrs yourself?

sorry, i only drink gonkster

oh your god

It’s nacho hormuz

This is just medicine

My dude, I run into people who wanted to have that “I’m willing to lose my job over this” fight in the hospital a few times over something that would kill me. And they were on the killing me side. And I know they were willing to take it to losing their job because they did.

Okay I’m so sleepy. I forgot what that grey bit in the middle of the liver is.

Seriously.

Also, left and right. Like they shift a bit but not that much. My spleen got lost too (radiology, not surgery, longer story involving indium than I want to tell in text) but if you think a liver is an inflamed spleen you better have identified that the inflamed spleen is the size of a liver first.

Also don’t they have a different number of tubes coming offa them? This is not my area of anatomy specialty.

help me i can’t find my head

justice delayed is justice denied. i know it’s a quip but it’s true. when you have to go through the legal system what little justice you get comes far too late as it is. we need more judges so we can process things faster so people don’t have to sit in jail waiting for their cases because they can’t afford bail (which shouldn’t exist in the first place but don’t get me started. or let me go off further)

do you know what i think about? lego made a tiger model, and they gave it a pink pucker. don’t believer me?

i respect them so much for that

honestly you changed my mind on it. I was leaning toward a 15 member court but a 31-35 member court would (1) get so fucking much done and (2) allow each president to seat enough justices that they felt they made a sizable historical dent on the court that hopefully they wouldn’t try to ratfuck it so much (and my pony will breath fire). we’ve been talking (at least amongst my legal circles) about massively expanding the appellate courts for years, why are we not talking the same about the supreme courts?

part of the problem is ruling on nationwide edicts. they’d need to seat the entire damn court en banc and vote en banc (latin legal term. it means the whole damn group of judges). i’m not sure how to make it seem fair otherwise. which slows the court back down to its current pace.

No. Could i have a cup of tea?

who, me?

also the locusts are crunchy. people don’t realize how much you need crunch in your diet until you haven’t had it in a while

sorry, i see that i did a racism. i just felt like winding you up a little bit before copping to it.

there’s a religion that claims a large portion of samoa belongs to it. i’ve had bad experiences with that religion. i don’t want to open that can of worms but this kind tax fraud type behavior is like, average behavior for the religion (to the point that they had to make it part of sermons that they “don’t believe in tax fraud” even though they have (or had) secret religious ceremonies swearing vengeance against the US government like i said can of worms. cults are fun to study but less fun to be in).

my bigotries are a little less about race and a little more about who has stabbed me in the back.

But that is my favorite way to play chess!

I just haven’t actually read any books and an making up the names of moves. I hope my wife hasn’t caught on (she caught on the first time didn’t she)