Dammit. They limited the scope, and I know the folk there. They’ll stick to it.

I already smoked both bongs

Nichole lemmy BONGGGG

Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.

It’s been a trying day.

Dude if growing up in the 70s taught me nothing else and it didn’t cigarettes give you lungs like this

Like if you send in fifty cigarette carton tops they’ll send you a useless tar lung from a dead smoker that you can use to traumatize other children at your elementary school.

If a god wants Krasnov he can do his own dirty work damnit I’m trying to run a dry cleaners

The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house

Do you remember how much nobody cared when he smeared ketchup on his face?

i’ll tell them i smell drugs and then i’ll kick your seat so help me

yeah, sure. reminds me of this nonsense

xi is gonna be pissed both that they recognize taiwan and that they charge them less

if they’re redefining terms that way

i got a slide whistle and kazoo if you need one

a few points: 1) don’t let your sister talk you out of fun. 2) your sister knows less about fashion than david alan grier. 3) the most immature thing you can do is worry about whether something is immature. 4) just do what you want. have fun.

I need to move back to Sicily

AAAAAAAAAAAA

But was the snake okay?