Oh, not in Albany, no. This is Utica slop.

i’m not sure about hiding it, as we have a cure for a type of cervical cancer. i’ve taken it.

pretty sure we can cure cancer without ai. we got some smart cancer researchers

oh i’ve found a shitton of love. finding my love was hard

i think their god is more of a bread golem than a zombie

I see you know your judo well

i’m really more chortly

almighty != all loving but i’m with you. i’ll stop pedanting now

dammit i’m the fucking blasphemy dude knock it the shit fuck balls off

I’m legitimately not sure whether, as Hasan Piker, I’d feel more like I’d made it (to some extent you can judge a person by the quality of their enemies) or if I’d worry more about stochastic terrorism.

it insults jabba and carrie. and i heard talkin bout yo mama.

i’m not arguing with you there, just there’s something about barcelona that makes people fall in love with it. idk what it is, i’ve just seen it happen with a few people.

Bb minor

Yes yes sign of the empty bowl: you will forever be searching for the perfect cup of pho. beauty lies in front of you, perfection is in love and in your family. you must harvest [5 human hearts] for your broth for perfect pho.

i’m really not sure about this translation

i mean, people have a lot of different images of them. I view them in black suits with big mustaches, dark sunglasses, tasers and bear spray on the hip and big badges that say TREASURY on them. Florsheim shoes. Squeak a little on the right foot. I bet Michael Gross would do a great job hold on i gotta write this part into my vampire screenplay. I might be getting them confused with IRS agents tho.

anyone trained well enough to throw One Serious Punch is trained well enough to not throw One Serious Punch :ε

is that a fat joke? i’m very sensitive about my weight

Sorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover

That’s Gilbert Gottfried, gods rest his smutty soul

person thinks name tag [editor: or driver’s license/ID] is for their benefit

that is my joke that i use for me, going on seventeen years. i am so scatterbrained. i need to think up a second joke