What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
talibans with a red hat
Y’all Qaeda
from Howdy Arabia
Al-Abama
Tumpistan
ICE-IS
Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won’t they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?
Answer:
A. They aren’t actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they’re a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.
B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.
C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.
D. All of the above (it’s this)
Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.
Cuz you know, female orgasm doesn’t exist, it’s lefties’ conspiracy against normal male behavior /s
Poor wife. She married a guy who’s too afraid to come out of the closet and who can’t pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.
If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
Lol that was pretty good
I am 100% certain a large amount of conservatives have a massive cuck fetish and they get off on signaling it to the world. Why else would you admit not being able to satisfy your wife on what seems to be a press conference?
Well, differently from the movie, she can always “unchoose”.
Not if she keeps voting Republican
That is a choice.
But not pro choice.
Ctrl+alt+R
I’d have gay sex with her
So she’s actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can’t remember her name and I can’t be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she’s a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value “interviews” with strangers.
For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.
Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.
Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn’t putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.
A life without gay sex will do that to anyone
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No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.
It’s mad how far I had to scroll to find that you’re the only person who’s clocked how she’s looking at him
Isn’t this basically trying to roll back women’s position in society from people to baby makers?
Yeah. That’s essentially it.
I’d argue that he’s just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn’t want her to.
No other way to see it.
no, that’s gay
Everything is gay.
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… Have you not encountered a Republican before?
She’s looking at him and thinking, Oh that’s the reason he’s so bad. Good thing I have the pool boy.
The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.
Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it’s feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.
ancient greek mindset
Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well
Oh damn. Same here, but different.
The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out
Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the “always, in every context, thinking about gay sex” closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
Not just for the ones in the closet either. Hetero people are told their entire lives that sex is bad and internalize that their desires are evil, then they get married and you expect them to suddenly have a healthy sexual relationship?
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.
Want and deserve, tho, are very different.
I can definitely see them being convinced orgasms are bad. They were convinced to vote for a rapist
I can’t imagine treating someone I love that way.
That’s a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
Conservatives get ZERO pussy
Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.
At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.
It was a joke. I don’t think that way. Which is why I put something absurd and outlandish at the very end, so no one would possibly think I was being serious.
I’m not sure they all choose.
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
Edit: basically if a large part of your “identity” is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.
I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.
I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.
Yes.
Real intelligent input sir.
So, it turns out he didnt say that. Well, not exactly. He did say that “gay sex” was anything that wasnt about “making babies”, but he wasnt saying dont give your wife an orgasm. He was talking about having sex just to get an orgasm being materialistic.
Still a massive fucking idiot, but he did not say whats said here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6uydPCX8Q<<< What he actually said… A YEAR AGO!
The greater point seems to be about being against women being on birth control. I dont know, as I couldnt stand listening to him talk for very long.
That works out to the same thing. He thinks sex with his wife is gay.
No, he thinks that having sex for any other reason than making babies is gay sex. Not specifically giving his wife an orgasm.
This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.
Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.
Yeah, the culture wars are just so annoying. So many people talking memes as gospel truth. Its like seeing a picture of Yoda next to the quote “Live long and prosper” and thinking it must be a star wars quote.
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains. Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.
This isn’t Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson’s prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you’ll find similar sentiments and commentary.
Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay
Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.
raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia
That falls under the “Very Rich Guy’s Addendum” to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you’re rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.
I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody’s stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.
But he can get her off without his dick if he wanted
implying ephebophilia isn’t bad
people who care about the difference between ephebophilia and pedophilia are the kind of people who deserve being called pedos.
Or clinical psychiatrists.
