I don’t know if half the country hates him. They definitely hated Harris.

I have a passport. I’m not concerned about a real id.

Great job, dumbasses

When you go outside with tea, I believe you are more nose blind.

When I eat leftovers the day after, or go camping, food tastes better because I am nose blind to the flavors. My brain becomes alert to sudden flavors when I eat outside, and grows fatigued when I am cooking/preparing indoors.

Read more on wikipedia Olfactory fatigue

The career opportunities for my partner’s career are basically only available in this region of our country.

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

This looks like a clip from Washington week

This epitomizes the short shortsightedness of trumpism.

I’m craving $70,000.

How so?

He was the better half of the ticket.

Not a great picture but an honest one

Teach your children that swatting is wrong