Be careful acquiring bridges from a guy. I’ve heard that can go horribly sweet awry and quickly.

Weird. Me too and I was just thinking about that this morning.

Give it a way now

I’m treating my penis like religion - I’m largely exaggerating stories about it that we’re mostly made up.

But they will fuck up your nail clippers big time.

My dog will sneak food whenever no one’s watching, and she knows it’s wrong, but it doesn’t stop her. When we eventually catch her she acts very guilty about it because she knows she did something bad or that she did something she wasn’t supposed to do. She keeps doing it though, but shows remorse or at least guilt when caught.

My dog, who eats cat turds from the litter box, displays more human emotion than this steaming pile of elephant dung.

They have seats in the middle in Budapest. At least 20 years ago they did. Also the same in Zion Park as of last year. I always love riding there.

Fear is a form of appreciation.

Jokes aside, I don’t get the “furby = evil” things. Much like clowns, or Taco Bell giving people diarrhea (present bullshit excluded). Memes gonna meme I guess.

But not this actual realm.

Yeah I also would’ve noped the fuck out of here as fast as possible, and however possible if I could.

Douchebags.

Douchebags, everywhere!

Oh I remember that

Well I didn’t know that but now I dislike him even more

How high do you make them stand??

That’s good to know

Clippy did not die for this

Could be more. Maybe less?

BBC in your mouth

Whatever gets it in your mouth I suppose…

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