"The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?

Mallrats

Fr fr no cap

I have nipples

Lying is one of those things where you generally get worse at it as time goes on, due to having to lie to cover up previous lies and so on.

SAD!

Worse than that, millions of people actively chose this. AGAIN.

Damnit it’s true. My female cat’s name is Aurora (Bora Alice) and my last male was simply named Siatie (c a t)

Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?

You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?