Interesting. Might have to try it… Hopefully Elmo doesn’t sully the place too much.

Generally, you really have to try to die in a tutorial. Impressive.

And when is his pardon?

"…measure that would allow the new parents to designate a colleague to vote for them for 12 weeks after they or their spouse welcome a new child."

For some reason I read this as a spouse welcome a new child without the Congress person. (as in born of someone else)

Let’s just hope it doesn’t go both ways. I’d hate to see him start beating people at work in a drunken stupor.

Someone had some beef with Tennessee

That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.

If the puppet master says so…

Perhaps because Hollywood’s attempt at formulaic content to generate maximum revenue loses it’s charm after you’ve watched the same story over and over? Hmmm … Nah, let’s keep doing it.

Oh, I see. Another “rules for thee” type thing.

That didn’t take long

I don’t understand, you mean Elmo isn’t president?

Ahh, this coming from a guy with the spine of a jellyfish.