For those of us who go by Fahrenheit, 50 C is 122 F! Damn!

Seinfeld- Jerry and Elaine are exes and breify get back together at the end of season one

I was never a big fan of Seinfeld, and didn’t know this.

This impacts management more than workers (of course, it still impacts workers, but not nearly as much). Therefore, I don’t care.

I don’t stay optimistic, at least not all the time. I just can’t. I don’t think any sane, realistic person can.

I try to be kind and empathetic towards others. I try to be a decent person. The world needs so much more than I’m capable of giving. Sometimes that’s overwhelming. I try to remember that my own personal responsibility has reasonable limits. Sometimes that’s enough.

I take some “me time” whenever I feel I need to. I know that self care helps me be better to others. That’s what matters most, in my opinion.

It’s easy (and encouraged!) to dunk on Trump for all the human rights abuses and excessive use of lethal force, but the amount of “soft power” he’s given up is truly staggering. Previous administrations, both Republican and Democrat, spent decades building up quiet US influence around the world, and he’s destroying it like a toddler knocking over wooden blocks.

I hate this headline. “Why are you stupid peasants whining about the destruction of the ecosystem instead of simply spending more on stopgap measures?”

Give more money to the companies that helped create this problem! That’ll fix everything!

a disingenuous prick who insists on using alt-right “debate tactics”

These people are quite possibly social media’s greatest plague.

I’m kinda embarrassed when I order cheese sticks but they are SO GOOD I can’t help myself

Payment processors/banks should not be the arbiters of ethics. If a thing is legal, they should be REQUIRED to handle it, or lose their ability to conduct business nationwide.

Embiggen > bigly

At first I thought it said “outwit” and I was like “Um, dude, a potato could outwit you.”

“Hey, let’s piss off the security expert who’s really good at finding flaws in our products. There’s literally no downside.”

This photo looks like a giant robotic insect is moments away from destroying the White House. Sadly, this is not the case.

This is the explanation I’ve heard. It seems like someone should have thought of a better solution by now, though.

I know. I’m just being a dumbass.

A real reddit atheist would never be this well dressed. Still, it’s a great pic!

“This won’t hurt a bit.”

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“The rookie hates this idea. Let’s make him wear feathers.”

I wouldn’t want to hire either of those lawyers. I have virtually no legal experience, but even someone as inexperienced as me knows that judges absolutely hate having their time wasted. The judge was rightfully annoyed. If the lawyers were too pompous/stubborn/stupid to settle, I’d be annoyed, too.