Working retail I never enforced the no dogs policy. We actually did have a lady bring in her bearded dragon. She let me hold it. Ironiclly the only animal I wish I could have kicked out was a legally blind woman’s service dog. It’s a loud and vicious chihuahua. That little guy is such an asshole. It barks at anyone who walks past it.

You probably will.

I think these get sent out in waves. Welcome to Lemmy by the way.

Definitly a badly edited-in bong

Same account created an hour ago?

As do I

Oh that guy. I saw his video on CinemaSins.

Who’s Shaun?

Aren’t shitposts supposed to be funny or something?

I still do this, minus limewire because it doesn’t exist

In high school I had to teach a kid how a mouse worked.

I often leave the subject line blank, is that better or worse?

Where’s the rest of the keys? Also these things give off Nintendo Power Glove vibes.

To me apt is confusing but that’s because I’ve become so used to pacman. The only package manager that comes close to pacman for me is xbps.

They’re good as a cheap shellac record player, just need to get a 3mil stylus. The old phonographs that played them sucked too.

I hadn’t heard that before. So the Irish are superhuman? Badass!

Yeah I know but what does it have to do with her being Irish?

I don’t get it.

As someone who argues on the internet alot it’s true, I’m part of the problem.

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