sounds like he can’t have sex with a woman without thinking about gay sex.
If the person you fuck doesn’t have a baby after you’re done then they’re a dude. It’s very worrying.
We don’t know for sure that AMABs can’t get pregnant. Dennis Prager is a pioneer in this field of study.
Why do they think that we think AMABs can get pregnant?
I think it’s about trans men, not women
Impossible, the Right doesn’t know that trans men exist.
Only when they’re forced to use the womens bathroom.
I am not worried at all. God has made me bisexual for a reason. Might actually have been Satan on second thought, but the point stands.
Whoever did that to you, i would thank them if i was in ya
Hahahah
Fellas, is it gay to satisfy your wife?
50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)
/s
I always cum first, I guess I’m just better at sex than she is.
Competitive Sex?
I like.
Ranked even
We need an anti-cheat for that. What could perform well for the task?
But your job is to make the other person cum. Cumming first is a skill issue.
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Competitive Sex?
I like.
The missus and I often say that we’re totally gay for each other, so yeah
I dunno bro everything is gay these days
Noice
Yes! But it takes a real man to be able to take a dick up the ass, unscathed. A feminized man will start crying “it hurts”. But a real man takes it all, unlubbed, without a complaint. Like a real man!
All these f**s having sex with women, all lovey dovey, make me sick!
/s
BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?
Oh, this is a meme instance. The post you’re referring to is a meme.
Its a screenshot of a post. Whats the meme exactly? This is as valid as a meme as any random wikipedia article being a meme.
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You can say the same thing without using slurs.
Stop trying to make retard a slur, it’s never going to happen
I don’t have that power. It is a slur.
I assumed he was some kind of public figure familiar to someone out there?
Let me explain, you seem new to the internet. This is what we call a meme. It’s a joke, posted to a joke community.
Ah, a screenshot of a tweet that was in no way meant as a joke is considered a meme now, thanks for showing a newbie the ropes on this confusing internet thing
Fellas, is it gay to please a woman?
Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them
Oh no, I need a boybortion
Stupid sexy twinks and their stupid sexy childbearing hips
If god did not want me to impregnate twinks, he would not have made them so sexy.
The Bible says it’s okay as long as you don’t fuck your buddy in the pussy
ROFLMAO I love that mental image, and it makes me consider what all the self-hating Republicans would do with that information, while crashing Grindr during a major Republican event.
As Andrew Tate totally said: you HAVE to DRINK CUM so your TESTOSTERONE goes up.
As long as the other dude doesn’t cum.
Ben Shapiro said something about this, didn’t he? If you make your (doctor) wife wet, she has an infection or something? Maybe she got it from his Gay Sex™.
I think specifically with regard to the lyrics of the song WAP. “Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy.”
Which means he’s ignorant about the concept of hyperbole. Which makes sense given he’s a failed writer, really.
I guess I’m the new Freddie Mercury because I like to make sure my S.O. gets hers every time. It’s just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
If he never tries then he never fails
Apparently. And now we need a new word for “homosexual”.
How about Samesexer?
This guy is married. I’ve been single for for almost a decade and this guy is married.
Wow, I’m way worse than I thought and I didn’t think much of myself to begin with lol
Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that’s what smart people always say. It’s especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That’s just logic!
Well… I guess you would rather be single than be married to the mindless and probably evil bipedal awfulness this guy is married to.
Dude, this guy VERY likely had this poor child given to him by his church and parents at the age of majority. These children are brainwashed fools, don’t compare yourself to any of this scum.
It’s because you have standards.
I would accept her having no standards. No pressure though, the gay bros on scruff and growlr have my back if she isnt interested.
His poor wife
Don’t feel pity for that wench. He’s an asshole. She’'s worse.
This is the full interview:
She’s looking at him like she agrees for some reason. Maybe she’s like “thank god I don’t have to fuck him anymore now that we have five babies”
Well he didn’t say she couldn’t have orgasms with other men and he’s ok with it because they are apparently gay
It’s not cheating if your wife sleeps with a gay guy. And if he gives her an orgasm then he’s gay. Ipso facto…
I really hate this narrative that women who marry these kinda guys all magically are ignorant progressives and aren’t trash just like their husbands.
Yeah I saw this youbtube video. She definitely didn’t like the idea but kept her mouth shut. This was a project Luke Beasley was doing with them and the husband was too toxic off camera for them to continue the project.
I watched the whole interview and was left absolutely speechless. The self gaslighting and absolute willful ignorance this man possesses is legendary. Its freaking crazy. The straight men, most of them are not okay. I can’t believe (I can, he’s in denial much about a personal truth), that he fully believes with this whole chest that giving women a pleasurable experience is “gay sex”, like buddy. I have had actual gay sex and that’s between two men (or women) sweetie. ROFL
As a straight man I think the sex I’ve had with other men is the straightest kind of sex.
I mean, one penis is quite manly. But two? Three? More? fans myself It is like exponential manliness. Which is the opposite of gay.
Sure Jan, I guess as long as you discuss the performance of football players + their best scores, keep your socks on, and don’t touch balls. I guess it could be straight, what bros do when they wanna help another bro out during a dry spell or something. ROFL
You forgot the magic words “No Homo”, that makes it all fine.
No no no, as we all know straightness is the default in society. That’s why gay people have to say “no bromo” every time they have sex.
So, you knocked him up?
Both of them walked away pregnant, actually.
Manly sex.
Him being gay is the most logical explanation he doesnt want to be intimate with his wife, it might really be the only way. How can you end up married with someone and not want to fuck them?
I think he is asexual and has a deep aversion to sex, but he is being very messy about it instead of doing some deep soul searching about himself to figure out the reality.
Is that his wife?
If I don’t give my partner at least 3 to 5 orgasms before I finish, I feel utter defeat.
I love pleasuring other people. It’s fun. This guy can’t fuck.
Hey its me, your partner.
Rollypolly what are you doin on here?
Lol.
But tbh, we do have an open relationship. Her words are “I’d be greedy to keep this to myself.”
Honestly one of the nicest things a person has ever said to me. I’m a lucky man to be honest.
Amazing.
Thank you. But ain’t nothing special. Just care about the pleasure my partner receives.
This is the way.
A few years ago I saw a pastor who wanted to lock all the gays up and “put the men with the men and the women with the women so they couldn’t breed” and I’ve thought about him ever since.
Something tells me this plan was actually born from a certain fantasy.
Sounds like a fun time tbh
I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.
Girls have sex with guys, that’s the gayest thing imaginable
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So, during sex, he has no idea if the sex is gay or not. Only when it can be conclusively proven that it led to a pregnancy retroactively establishes the sex as straight or gay? Sounds complicated.
I mean, sure, yeah, my parents only had sex one time and then I was born, and that’s that.
But this seems like the type of guy who would brag of having more sex than kids.
This guy is so not gay his wife had 10 kids even though they only had sex 3 times. Her gay best friend has been a big help, he always comes over while he’s at work.
Imagine dying and actually getting into heaven, only for your widow to get her period. What a bummer that would be.
This man can vote. That’s so depressing…
This
Manchild can vote.This human has not reached maturity.
This manchild can procreate. That’s horrifying…
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?
Only if she gets wet in the process.
Then Ben Shapiro is not gay.
I’m pretty sure one of these idiots literally did say that this year.
Possibly, but I also made a satirical comment a while back explaining how sex with women is gay (admittedly not entirely my idea, other people have made the joke before)
I’m pretty sure they’ve already moved past that and onto “straight men get turned on by each other’s muscles, in fact it’s unmanly not to”
We’re living in an era where it’s becoming harder to distinguish between shitposting and actual shit someone said in most serious tone possible
What? This isn’t lemmy shitpost. Unfortunately.
Exactly, this reads like one but it isn’t.
