Leviathan

Gee what a horrible meme. Fucking the environment for this trash?

Yeah, I can walk to everything I need in ten to fifteen minutes. The main boulevard most large boroughs is closed to cars and it’s a boon for local business as pedestrians actually stop in on random businesses where motorist do not, it has the added benefit of royally pissing off the car-brains from the cookie-cutter suburbs. Montreal needs to take bigger steps to expand its public transport and its winter culture as it acts like people don’t need a walkable city when it starts to snow, but it definitely beats every alternative in North America.

Fucking obviously, yes.

When I started studying as a cabinetmaker I was warned that gloves could get caught in the machines and now 20 years later my hands are just very callused and I rarely see a reason to wear gloves at all. Although last year when I was pruning rose bushes I definitely got properly stabbed and saw a reason to wear gloves.

You know, I never really wear gloves when I work so I never really looked into it, but you made me want to buy a good pair of goat skin gloves!

*kid gloves

As in gloves made of kid leather.

Not kiddie gloves.

What? Rapture is just a step of the apocalypse in Revelation. Catholics very much believe in all of that.

The same feeling, but then realizing you don’t have to get up for work at all.

Fuck the leeches.

Because at some point they decided that we couldn’t have ugly people in fictional roles anymore ever. Like less than before and there weren’t that many before.

Well, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’.

Easy to take down once the water wars start.

*pretends to care about her grandchildren, actively participates in their eventual climate-change related death.

Là-là**

Câlisse, enfin quelqu’un qui sait écrire en jouale.

To be clear, propaganda paid for by billionaires and spread by Americans who can’t identify truth from lies if it comes from their favorite TV channel/social media profile. The rest of the world is just overwhelmed by convincing brainwashed idiots.

Jesus. Thank you, I was straight confused. Also drunk, but straight confused.

I look up like I’m a tourist and all these buildings are so tall!

What if you wanted to first sift, combine and whisk the dry ingredients before folding in, would you put that in the big blank square box?

This much money, I would try my best to find the owner and return. I’m a total antireligionist and atheist and the guilt would eat me alive.