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3 days agoNot Puerto Rico, not D.C.


Not Puerto Rico, not D.C.
And anyone who was gonna break in would already have the tools anyway.


Penguins think we’re penguins, so it makes sense.


How would iPhone users pass the recaptcha?

He’s got a book!
Behold, the seahorse emoji: 🫃
He very famously shot himself.
They wear a belt because their hips aren’t where they want them to be.
That’s the bottom half of #9.