I know I’m not supposed to use the R word as it’s derogatory but for fucks sake, it’s literally the only word that describes this

*Edit: spelling

The kinda shit you hear from super earth. Gotta master that double thonk to maintain the moral

Simultaneously happy cuz bastards have the backbone of a jelly doughnut, and sad that…everything else

As if that wasn’t already in progress

Liberation Day, Patriot Act, Freedom Act…FFS any time you hear anything that sounds even remotely patriotic you know it’s the worst fucking thing imaginable

Make them broke and offer to buy the land from under them

Sharpen it’s, it keeps us honest

Iv known three Fins growing up, one was an old alcoholic man who worked on cars, normal guy. The second and third I knew as Teens, both went to Finland to serve in the military to keep their citizenship. One came back a neo Nazi tattoos and all, the other alt right. They didn’t go together

The peace deal would have been trash anyway. Now Trump continues to look like a dip-shiit, and Ukraine keeps it’s mineral wealth… Still gotta win tho

Same, never been back

Oh no, they just don’t trust anyone who doesn’t think like them. They count on being able to read other folks for being bastards but empathetic people are unpredictable in that they don’t always choose what’s beneficial. Hell sometimes they literally inconvenience themselves! Why would they do that? It makes no sense!? How can they dominate the markets if they’re just…giving shit away for free?

It’s still a relevant fact tho

We’re gonna tank pretty hard once everyone stops buying all our tanks and planes

Bonus points for #2 being #2