As I have said many times “Be the sea you want the world to change.”

We are all the Strait of Hormuz

I’m all about Ezri Dax in Kids in the Hall. Everyone else is irrelevant.

Let’s see if Republicans in Congress agree.

“It’s not like we have troops on the ground.”

We split. She came back a different person, herself. I was in the midst of growing in different ways. Years earlier I had taken a year off work to get basic human interaction skills. At this point that was working through its final stages of changing me at my core. I went from introvert to extrovert. My previous girlfriend said that I went from “trying to avoid starting a cult to trying to avoid starting a religion.”

I guess my need for my girlfriend to be an independent self realized person and my complete disdain of people trying to make me a cult leader are directly related to each other.

If breaking up was the solution and it created long term happiness then I’m going to have to say that I’m an expert at breaking up based on this one case.

But then again there were the other cases. Is a 50% mortality rate good or bad?

Jonah Goldberg, George Will, CATO, and many others would like to have a few words with you.

Oh. And Shirley. I know you didn’t mean it to sound that way but she is still going to want to say something.

Never overestimate how secure a lock is when there is a sandwich of vinyl siding, OSB, insulation and drywall just six inches away.

And maybe one day governments will realize that if they mandate a one size fits all key to encryption they are intentionally breaking that lock and someone will both figure it out and use it against them.

It’s kind of amazing that Woodrow Wilson was only included in one of these groupings.

But we already knew what the party affiliation was. Because that’s how things work.

Get that vitamin D. But don’t pray to the sun. Pray to Joe Pesci.

My girlfriend asked what I wanted in a relationship. " I want all the standard stuff of mutual support and what not but I think what I really need is someone that has experience as a personal assistant and a special ed teacher."

She happened to have experience in both of those fields. But I had to break up with her. She was desperately trying to be everything I wanted and that is one thing I can’t stand.

Seven years later we got married. She said that breaking up with her was the best thing I could have ever done.

I’m a handyman. I don’t advertise lock picking as a service I offer due to liability issues. But occasionally a client asked me if I can pick a lock. There have been times where I said okay. This might take between 5 seconds and 30 minutes. And they turn away. And 5 seconds later the lock is picked. Then they start asking all kinds of uncomfortable questions about how they can get better locks.

When a client moves into a new house I usually include changing all the keying for each lock because you have no idea how many people have a key to that house.

When I do a straight change out of all the locks in the house I save all of them and put them in my garage workshop. When I’m cleaning my workshop and I find one of these locks I make a point of picking it.

Never once has any of this resulted in a cute woman (not a girl) being interested in me. Some people have accused me of being a wizard or a boy scout but mostly being able to pick a lock just demonstrates to people how insecure they really are for their safety.

I’m a handyman. I don’t advertise lock picking as a service I offer due to liability issues. But occasionally a client asked me if I can pick a lock. There have been times where I said okay. This might take between 5 seconds and 30 minutes. And they turn away. And 5 seconds later the lock is picked. Then they start asking all kinds of uncomfortable questions about how they can get better locks.

When a client moves into a new house I usually include changing all the keying for each lock because you have no idea how many people have a key to that house.

When I do a straight change out of all the locks in the house I save all of them and put them in my garage workshop. When I’m cleaning my workshop and I find one of these locks I make a point of picking it.

Never once has any of this resulted in a cute woman (not a girl) being interested in me. Some people have accused me of being a wizard or a boy scout but mostly being able to pick a lock just demonstrates to people how insecure they really are for their safety.

For Tiff it matters because of fax machines. Before apps you absolutely had to know what endian it was if you were building an automated fax broadcast system. But maybe that was just me.

Is that Tiff little little-endian or big-endian?

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Can you state my position to me in terms I would agree with?

What is going on here? Something isn’t right about this conversation. We should not be this confused and talking past each other.

True or false: there has been no release by an AI company or anyone using AI to unmask the individuals obscured in the Epstein files.