There are so many places in 'Murica that genuinely seem to want to be remembered badly by history

They only like women in sports if they think they are fuckable

They know the women’s hockey team are tougher than they could hope to be, and they hate what they fear

If they didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all

No, they can’t

Your friend is likely to be a bit of a numpty

They’ll still vote for Republicans though, because it’s a part of their identity, and it’s in their nature to be hateful and ignorant

I look forward to seeing the sign constantly vandalised

I’ve had yanks talk about knife crime, like it’s a justification for their obsession with firearms

The worst places for knife crime in the UK pale in comparison to the average knife crime rates in cities in the US

And then there’s the general assault stats

The US is more dangerous across the board than the UK

I live in paradise, where shoplifting just about makes the front page. I don’t lock my house up. I have absolutely zero fear of someone breaking into my place

I’ve had Americans tell me that they wouldn’t feel safe living here, because they’d be worried that people would see it as an easy target for crime

Fear is so ingrained that they seem to need it

I suspect that it’s because they can use fear to justify hate, and they really like hating over there.

And stupid yanks choose to believe them

They want other countries to be shitholes like 'Murica so badly because they can’t handle the fact that the rest of the world doesn’t want to be America, we don’t want them to be involved in our lives, and we just want them to fuck off and sit in the corner to drink wallpaper paste and eat crayons

They’ll vote for the next republican, and the one after that, because they’re in a cult, and those republicans promises to hurt the people that the cult fear and hate

It’s disgusting, but it’s in their nature

They knew exactly what they were voting for.

They voted for a hateful, stupid, vicious, narcissistic, bigoted thug

I don’t believe for a second that they genuinely have any regrets, and I believe that they’d vote for him again if they can (assuming that 'Murica ever has another election…)

I agree

America is stupid by design. Educated people are dangerous because they’re more able to see when they’re being manipulated

It’s polarised though: There are some amazing minds in the US, and some very, very dumb. The dumb are useful to the powerful

The most brilliant thing that those in power (the real power) have done is to convince the people in the middle that it’s not worth bothering.

America is built on hate, but the reason it has continued for a couple of hundred years isn’t the hate, it’s the apathy and resignation

It’s only the best because it’s the least worst

Using the US as an example of democracy is stupid though

It’s not democracy

Stupid people like to decry compulsory voting, but it is absolutely fantastic at actually making the will of the people known

'Murica has many (very deliberately and carefully engineered) obstacles to voting

If the masses had their voices heard, it’d be a very different situation there