Also me:

LOL I was thinkin’ about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.
Spooked ya
Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand
Are these those pastafarians I’ve read about?
https://lemdro.id/post/lemdro.id/37854192
I think these are the pastafarians.
Edit: fuck, I didnt scroll down to see the 2nd half.
Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.
He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo
EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony
A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?
That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles

Mmm… Pussghetti. 🤤
Vaginosis speed run
You’re telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren’t on drugs?
This joke is literally in the screenshot

I’ll stick with drugs.
Def a safer bet.
They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6
Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster
Ahh yes, good ol wet and messy
macaroni in a pot
Something something mom’s spaghetti
Jesus… thanks for showing me another kink I didn’t know I had
I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.
Since when is playing with food a kink?
Oh, you sweet summer child.
Anything is a kink to someone
Though this a weird question to some degree. Or I guess not because playing with food is so common you kinda have to get weird and overboard with it for people to count it as a kink.
Seems like somebody missed out on cakefarts.









