unalivejoy

Yay, skirt party!

Oh, you have opinions on HRT? I’m taking away your IPv4 privileges.

City architects need to plant more female trees. I understand not wanting to clean up fruit, nuts, etc, but at least plant them in more suburban/rural areas.

Wendy’s surge pricing

Wayland 2: Electric Boogaloo

Could’ve even been a front-butt

Mod was probably a bot and was triggered on your edit

I’ll be honest, that sounds manipulative. Maybe it’s different in the tone that’s lost in the text format.

Stop giving me a choice!

They’re gonna just stand around like they did at the airports.

Don’t you just hate it when you do tons of research to prove someone wrong, but it turns out they were right?

The three types of puppy girls:

• service animal (golden retriever)
• guard dog (doberman)
• toy (chihuahua)

For that price, it better come with chips and a drink!

I’d also get stressed when someone puts too much “mayo” on my “sub”

Would you rather have 3 kids and no money or no kids and 3 money?

I’m usually wary of any organization with “Truth” in the name, but after finding their website, it’s actually very informative. It seems non-partisan, though I’m no expert on identifying bias.

What’s this chart supposed to mean?

At least we’re not in the other car coming at us straight on.

I fucked around so you could find out. You’re welcome. /s

And also a better looking actor