“You already know how terrible he is. You don’t need us to tell you anymore” -Gallup, probably

If we could only have seen this coming somehow…

Is she hot?

FMLA IS a right (albeit crap compared to most of the rest of the civilized world). They just find ways to screw people out of it

Does this mean he’s done messing around in American politics?

I wouldn’t even bother going abroad. I’d be too embarrassed

Also the face I make when my teenager decides to push my buttons

It doesn’t matter anymore

Have you seen the morons who go to American churches? I wouldn’t go, but if I was forced to, I wouldn’t go unarmed (especially knowing everyone else was)

This is exactly why I own. Yeah it sucks dealing with maintenance and HOA bullshit, but, no. I won’t enrich some piece of shit for no gain.

Fugheddaboudit

Cool! Now do Trump!

Most of those idiots are boomers who couldn’t find a specific website if their lives literally depended on it

What about three-hour films?

Some modern ones are absolute garbage, but some are worth the bladder pain!

And you didn’t just get one for sitting on the side line!

Better than a fresh Papa John’s pizza

Sounds like a good opportunity for infrastructure sabotage. Not that I’d ever do something like that

From my cold dead hands, you fat fuck!

And these are the idiots who are going to be the ones double-checking the investigation into the latest murder.

Seems legit :/

Classy!