“Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard…”

I miss the advert poster I had of the live action Crash in a gold speedo, laying in a bed of rose petals. 😳

Guess my subs never snitched, cuz this is not a core memory I have. Not that none of my classes ever fucked with them. FFS, one of the regular subs we had was named SHEET. You know how easy it is to make that sound like “Mr. Shit?”

Why did you have to get my hopes up like that?

They meet up on Epstien’s island.

Got any thuringer?

People always be stealing the sea shells. SMH

lmao

“Chuck Norris doesn’t flush. He just scares the shit outta the toilet.”

Haven’t heard that one before. Maybe now we can finally switch these over to Vin Diesel like that dude on YTMND tried to do decades ago.

It’s against flag code, which is not law. It’s just a set of guidelines.

“Due to lower than expected album sales, James Hetfield has had to settle for a solid gold swimming pool instead of the solid platinum pool he really wanted.”

makes mess; leaves it for everyone else to clean up

spray.

You could use Damage Resistance. Instead of having the AC for platemail be super high, just apply Damage Resistance: Physical to it. The rules have stuff to distinguish hard to hit and hard to damage, but generally the only time I see damage resistances used is if you’re fighting skeletons that have a natural resistsnce to non-bludgeoning melee attacks.

What if it’s a copy of Atlas Shrugged or Mein Kompf?

$5 for a gallon of car-go juice? 🖐️🙂‍↔️

$10 for 16 ounces of me-go juice? ☝️🙂‍↕️

Nothing has shaped how I view games more than Dark Souls.

Sends a loud message

But… Thermite’s not explosive? They probably won’t hear it.

Everyone is now drowning in the ocean. Or possibly on an asteroid/comet flying through space. Either way: unable to breathe.

dis-spray

Rain insults upon your enemies.

Family Guy.