He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
So gross. 🤢
Soon?…No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page
I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.
All I see is a felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile on his last leg.
Hope it hurts.
You mean like a James Fridman request?
⁽ʰᵉʸ, ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᵖⁱᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱ’ᵐ ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ ᵈʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈʸˢᵉⁿᵗᵉʳʸ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵗᵒⁱˡᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵈᵈ ᵃ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ʰᵃᵗ⁾
This looks like one of those Photoshop request pictures of a dying grandpa where someone will ask to digitally remove those two guys behind the window because they are ruining the photo.
First Biden now this, seems like it’s too much to ask for that the US president isn’t suffering from dementia
I liked the sundowning president that passed meaningful legislation, didn’t consider half of Americans to be America’s enemies, had no felonies, and didn’t fuck kids.
But yeah, we need younger presidents.
45-47 (years past best by date)
Well he ain’t making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn’t much time left, if any at all
That president ain’t couch fucker eyeliner boy…
Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment. Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.
Yeah, but he also looks like a centenarian’s vagina.
“And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
You’re not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show, and you’re really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show when you’re in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
Wait, why not? Why is that desperate and not irony or just showing that you like the band?
Or how about this “Please be patient, I’m the president of the United States”?
Dude’s so old his favorite beat is the big bang
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out… Very interesting.
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
You couldn’t miss the point more even if you tried
(I think they tried)
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crabI’m so sorry that you’re unable to enjoy nature’s gift, the crab.
If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀
We are all crabs on this glorious day
It is not nature’s gift, it’s nature’s weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.
It’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
