You’re so stupid that you thought Bose–Einstein condensate was something that you wipe off of your windows.

You’re so stupid that you think that you’re not.

Idk, probably.

I imagine experience. I bet if something like that were released, then people with visual impairments would be one of the first peoples in line to learn the difference so they would be able to quickly tell by texture exactly what denomination they’re holding.

And also, a lot of the world is on digital, so I’m sure most visually-impaired people would just swipe a card.

If they are able to consent and they do consent.

They do, but they would never show it to you.

They hide that room from the people they know would misuse it.

It would be so simple too. A little notch with a sheet of the same plastic they use in Canadian currency that is moved up or down the bill based on the denomination would be enough.

Most people wouldn’t even notice it.

I work in tech and the best resource for learning how to work in tech is to be asked the stupidest question you could ever fucking possibly imagine by somebody that makes 17 times your annual salary.

Shout out to Alan Pan for inventing this.

That’s totally fine. Do what works best for you.

Normally at Vietnamese restaurants I’d always get a bahn mi, hard to go wrong with a delicious tasty sandwich, but I decided to try the pho.

Pho is a soup made with raw meat in hot broth. It looked mildly unappetizing when I first got it, but it was one of the best meals I’d ever had in my life.

Maybe it’s more commonplace now, but where I lived, there was only one Vietnamese restaurant in like a 20 mile radius, so it was completely new to me.

Also, Egyptian food, I found a place called kebab in Portland when I was driving through on vacation one year, and I stopped there because they said they serve Egyptian food and I’ve never had Egyptian food. The food I picked was called chicken kusharia.

It was grilled chicken with a tamarind sauce on top of a bed of rice and a slightly crunchy chickpeas. The dish had the aroma of patchouli, which is not something I associate with food.

It was an experience. From the very first bite, it was like I was very present in the moment. Each and every single bite had a new flavor, a new twist to it. There was like lemon juice and lime juice and side salad and one of the best hummus sides I’ve ever had in my life.

If I just stuck with plain, ordinary fast food because I was on vacation, I never would have gotten to experience that.

I fuck with this hard. I always pick weird foods when I go to a new restaurant, stuff that I don’t know what I’m getting, and if it’s bad I eat it, if it’s good I eat it.

I live with the consequences, and as a consequence of that, I have found some amazing meals and foods that I never would have eaten if I hadn’t experimented.

Yeah, like my limit would be people that occasionally recreationally use weed or drink.

If I find out that someone was popping pills or taking hard substances, that would be the end of the relationship. It’s not a good match for me.

I also think that if somebody got actually falling down drunk more than once a year, that would be a huge red flag for me. I would probably want to have a conversation about it if it happened once a year.

I got one of the electric ones for my main bathroom, and I also did not have a plug anywhere nearby, but there was a light switch nearby, and I found a replacement switch that turns a light switch into a light switch and plug outlet that also had GFCI included in it.

Heated bidets do not draw a whole lot of power, so I didn’t have to worry about overloading the circuit or anything.

You might do well with one of those online dental places like Smile Care Direct, even though I think Smile Care Direct is out of business, but there’s others that have taken over.

Knockoff invisalign will get you 95% of the way there for like 40% of the cost.

I have a microwave and a washing machine that have the ability to be connected to Wi-Fi that will never be connected to my Wi-Fi.

I cannot personally fathom why they would ever need network access.

What does this mean?

If flossing is hard because it’s difficult to get the floss between your teeth, then you need braces.

Ever since I got braces, for one, I smile with my whole mouth now, and for two, flossing is a quick 30 second in and out procedure that helps keep my breath smelling better.

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It’s interesting, that’s the same weight as my mom.

Nah, it was pretty funny, lol.

tragedy plus time after all.