Okay, but what if Taylor Swift walked out into concert and played like a really awesome saxophone solo? I would want to watch that.

I see. So once again China has ruined comedy

Except it’s not Chinese censored, it’s Native American censored, and it’s not censored because I colored the blood to white to make it look like cum, which in my opinion would be far worse to see than blood.

So it’s not uncensored. I mean, it is uncensored, but it’s also whatever the opposite of censoring is, where things get worse.

What idiot IT specialist does not run a segregated VLAN for guest wifi access? That is just rude.

Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?

Having a dog that speaks Cantonese would be a great way to get a girlfriend that speaks both English and Cantonese, and make a shit ton of money as the dog talks to people, and the girlfriend translates.

Yeah, you could probably have a very short but lucrative career being like a mesmerist on TV with that.

Thanks, that helps a lot.

Unfortunately, unlike Courtney Love, I am not a walking study in demonology, so I’m not entirely capable of understanding their motives.

You ever notice how apple pickers use tools to get apples out of trees that haven’t fallen yet?

Boo

I also kind of want to know why the fuck the police officers were in his bathroom in the first place.

Why do they care what we do with our dead?

If they were alive pumpkins and turkeys, then I could understand the concern, but these are dead things.

Absolute worst case we have bizarre funerary rituals.

If it has vitamins that fast food doesn’t have, then technically in America it can be qualified as a superfood.

You can call me a dick all you want, but as a dick I long to be wrapped up by something warm and velvety and beautiful and squeezed until I explode.

I mean, there was that thing in the Old Testament where God blessed the Hebrews and sent them out to fight the Assyrians, but the Assyrians turned them back because they had weapons made of iron.

Maybe they were magnetized iron swords driving God out of the Hebrews

Probably from his time being married to jenny McCarthy

In the way that only crazy, sexually oppressed wasps ever can be.

I mean, yeah, you can read it that way, but to me it reads like she’s just saying, “You worked here for a very long time and now you’re dead”

That middle paragraph reads like a bland, milquetoast kind of non-statement statement that Kamala used just to fill the space in her post to me but you do you. If you’ve got a lot of hate you need to get out, and this is the thing you can spend it on, then fire away.