He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡

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        I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.

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    You mean like a James Fridman request?

    ⁽ʰᵉʸ, ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᵖⁱᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱ’ᵐ ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ ᵈʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈʸˢᵉⁿᵗᵉʳʸ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵗᵒⁱˡᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵈᵈ ᵃ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ʰᵃᵗ⁾

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    This looks like one of those Photoshop request pictures of a dying grandpa where someone will ask to digitally remove those two guys behind the window because they are ruining the photo.

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    First Biden now this, seems like it’s too much to ask for that the US president isn’t suffering from dementia

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      I liked the sundowning president that passed meaningful legislation, didn’t consider half of Americans to be America’s enemies, had no felonies, and didn’t fuck kids.

      But yeah, we need younger presidents.

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    Well he ain’t making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn’t much time left, if any at all

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    Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment. Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.

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    22 hours ago

    “And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”

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        You’re not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show, and you’re really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show when you’re in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.

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      Once you realize that they are just using whatever words they think will get what they really want, they become much easier to understand.

      Also be aware that they aren’t very creative and tend to just accuse others of the same horrible shit they are doing that they know could get them into a lot of trouble (or aspects of those that they support that makes them uncertain they should be supporting them).

      Also, since so many others are dumb, many either believe the first accusation they hear or don’t believe it but then think when it turns out that the accusers were actually doing that, that it’s just more political lies coming from the other side.

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    Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?