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Costly my ass, the money is dark and now there’s no limit on candidate coordination with the party. They don’t suffer from this cost. Hell, Ted Cruz loaned money to his own campaign money and got paid back after a court fight.

Because he’s a stupid coward. Go away old white man, nobody wants you.

People stop pushing you to get married and have children. By now, they know you’re not interested, have terrible taste in partners, or they regret their own marriages/children and envy your slack life. The surgical removal of organs needed to reproduce helps too, and you can get it done much easier if you’re older. For free! Thanks Obama.

Wonder if my provider will appreciate me not paying any fees that weren’t included in the listed price

Wait a minute, she was convicted of felony obstructing a proceeding? Is that not one of the charges that wasn’t allowed for Jan 6 idiots because of some bullshit technicality, like paperwork needing to be stolen or something?

Yes, they would. Never had to sleep outside and find food because you pissed off a parent on the wrong day? It was better than getting beaten but really fucks up your sense of food security. I started committing crimes early to get money for food and supplies when I was too young to get a real job and my parents were shocked when I got arrested. What did they expect?

That appeal on the decision from the other team will appreciate this quote

But remember, failing to love America deserves exile so you better put on a good show of patriotism!

No shit, if the only other option is being bombed into oblivion they’ll agree to whatever is not that.

Dangerous? Like stealing mass amounts of intellectual property dangerous? Or polluting the environment to profit off said stealing?

Don’t get how that’s legal, but America never fails to disappoint when it comes to child abuse

Not a good dildo either. That one in the back of the closet you used last with your shitty ex and now it’s tainted. Or maybe one that the dog chewed up and hid.

Whenever I hear comments suggesting that congressional bipartisanship is important and you gotta reach across the aisle or whatever it drives me insane. I want to smack my phone on their heads whenever I have to see reminders like this demonstrate so well how wrong those fuckers are. Why bother negotiating with fascists when they’ll just use taxpayer money however they please? They should block all legislation as much as possible, refuse to appoint anyone, and drive the government into shutdown. Spend that free time living at ICE facilities so they can’t violate rights all day. Hell, start doing it at federal prisons and the military too. Start hanging out at the White House too any maybe they won’t destroy parts of it before we can do anything about it.

Are they asking the booths how much foot traffic they need to justify the state expenditure to be there? Because they are wasting taxpayer money to be bored and hot currently.

Pro immigrant speech for 4th of july is way more appropriate than anything trump says ever

I hope a gorilla escapes and rips this guy’s head off on live stream

Didn’t we introduce social programs and education for all because Americans were too illiterate and unhealthy to serve in the military? She needs to starve for a few weeks so she doesn’t have the energy to say stupid shit like this.

We were told that kicking people off social programs would mean job seekers galore. Next month, surely, all the jobs will appear.

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the CPR was performed on one of his victims instead. I just assume his house is full of slaves and hostages because that’s the American GOP way.

Biden would have let the original plan go through with the Smithsonian in charge instead. It’s fucked up because Trump needed to grift and you only get Fyre Festivals from the level of grift he requires.