Well… beneath North America is a massive super volcano, so…

Flashbacks to entire Facebook pages dedicated to a single picture with a “If Mr. Bean was in X he’d look like this…” joke.

This isn’t a real picture. It can’t be a real picture.

The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it’s Mar-a-Lago North??

“We solved your blood pressure problem, you just need to wear horse blinders for the rest of your life.”

Bringing the cat to the vet in a cardboard box: Hehe

Bringing the cat to the vet in a cardboard box without any holes: Not hehe

At this point, when I still need to use Apple hardware and software as part of my personal and business workflows, I have to boycott Apple - at least financially.

From now on, I only buy Apple hardware secondhand, I only use free Apple software (like the OSes and basic app suite) and third-party software purchased outside of the App Stores, and I refuse to subscribe to any paid Apple services (which I have been abstaining from since they turned their backs on Hong Kong).

The death of culture.

Because the product page has an LGBT flag.

I love how that picture is almost exactly like Anakin from Attack of the Clones saying, “ I don’t think the system works.”

It’s a comic for English speakers who also know Russian.

Your fries make it home?

Every participating undocumented immigrant can enlist the help of a US citizen in a Phone A Friend style team up.

I didn’t, someone else made that. Plastic surgery, it seems.

Also, whatever you do, don’t look at a recent photo of Jim Carrey.

I disagree that self-expression and comfort are two different things in this regard.

Expressing yourself can absolutely make you feel more comfortable. :)

I was going to make another joke and found this. WTF!? He doesn’t even look like Ben Affleck anymore.

Hatred of the French brings people together.

The same way Japan united.

TIL.