Because it’s been almost a week since someone almost died in one.

“Oh, you pressed it for too long, now the computer is in factory reset mode. You wiped your hard drive.”

I’m honestly surprised they haven’t merged with Hot Topic.

“Incoming message from the big giant head!”

That’s a mobster threat.

Points for making the effort.

“Wait, they’re all intended to be examples?”

“Always have been.”

Absolutely wholesome.

Glad I canceled Spotify and went back to trackers and CDs.

Every story I hear about them just makes it sound worse.

The only man to ever get a runner’s high walking back and forth on a stage.

Each time having turned off one more mod to see if that’s the problem.

“Tell Cersei it was me.”

Dollarbucks.

I knew someone who had essentially replaced every single component in their old PC over and over again, which resulted in the guts of a (then) modern gaming PC inside an old 486 tower because everything still fit.

Is it the same computer?

Council for the defense

• taunting victim

So, The Bear.

This is as cute as it is sad.

“A dab’ll do ya.”