Russia wasn’t even ready to invade one of its former blocs. And that bloc has more than decimated its forces and resources.

But hey, my grandfather got to watch Allied Europe destroy a fascist state that thought it could take over the world, now me and my son get to as well.

Mary and Joseph:

I had the Titanic and Bismarck books.

“[forced gasp] Owee!”

If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.

Rankin/Bass Santa is a psychopath.

It’s moving right along, just like the wall.

“Okay, first of all I do not have ‘boundary issues’…”

Moonlighting.

Fatal attraction.

Everything reminds Trump of him.

Pictured, average New Yorker:

We’ll see in a couple of months when these things start failing/catching fire just like every other cheaply-made battery.

I’m honestly shocked Japan didn’t make something like this way back in the 1980s.

She’s definitely opined, I dunno about wise.

That’s hilarious and sad. They outsourced their brand to the cheapest Chinese shit they could find. Stick to making candy, ja?

“Once… there was this girl who… swore that one day she would be a crash test dummy.”

If you’ve got it…

keeps going back to Minecraft and Mario Kart 64, because superior games