Nobody liked those stars anyway…

“Why are you adding a lane, step bro?”

Milky Way is going to collide with Andromeda… over the course of millions of years, and due to the distance between stars and other objects the two galaxies are just going to merge with each other and very few things will actually make physical contact.

I fully endorse the belief that Japanese crabs do have laser eyes.

I love it because he reminds me of an old friend I had who was a very pragmatic person and often just threw his hands up and moved on when shit got dramatic.

Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.

The fact that you cannot divest humanitarianism from humanity should have been their first clue.

How can you go wrong with a newspaper called The Narwhal?

Thanks for the announcement!

They never have the Thunderbolt version in stock…

A human soul is like an NFT. Just keep making copies.

CloudFlare stopped the DDoS by destroying their own servers.

“I’ve won, but at what cost?”

Jimmy, donate to an LGBT organization in Charlie Kirk’s name.

Playing as the Hulk: “This door is locked.”

And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

I expected nothing less.

To paraphrase Yahzee from Zero Punctuation, “Rather than figure out what the mission is, I just build a shit ton of tanks and soldiers then run them from one side of the map to the other and hope I destroy the objective along the way.”

Considering South Korea’s total capital is owned by like four families, it’s a shitty ass monster.

Is that the Wii Fit trainer on the right?