puts Coke in freezer for a few hours

The Coke when I remember it next week:

This is the same art style as the first Digimon movies, but it looks too risqué to be a Digimon movie, source?

Information I didn’t know I didn’t want to know.

“I wanna be where the people are…”

No you fucking don’t.

John Pinette:

“You no come here any more! You scare my wife!”

https://youtu.be/oRo6DCvJWIU?t=149

This person is playing 3D chess over here.

I mean, look at it. It’s clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.

Chaotic Good Karen.

Someone needs to get the bright idea of an app that is a notes app designed to function like a messaging app.

You can “message yourself” immediately or set a time delay so that the message comes in after a given amount of time, or at a certain time, or under certain conditions. You can tell messages to repeat until you finally address the contents.

An extra-sinister idea would be an option to set messages to come in like a phone call. Make a message titled BOSS that repeated every morning. That’ll get you up.

How I Eventually Met Your Mother.

Row, row, fight the power!

Now I don’t like any of it.

anxious borf

Here’s your new Motorola StarTAC with 120 anytime minutes and double-sized battery. That’ll be $600. Do you want to pay with your Discover card?

What was I doing in 1995?

I would wake up, pour some Frosted Flakes and play Donkey Kong Country.

What would I do now?

Go outside and take a slow walk through my old neighborhood and probably cry.

Consider this my Hallmark of resignation.

“No backsies!”

”Starships erupt,
Kids grow up fucked,

clap, clap, clap, clap

Deep in the shart of Texas!”