So… Zero is bad?
I just don’t want to clean up after so I don’t bother.
It’s how I get the micro plastics out
“Scientists”
Teenage boy scientists
Okay what about going extreme at thethe other end? I need to know what happens to the 60-90 times per month group.
No matter what lube you are using your cock would be raw
The key is gentle teasing and then a sudden switch into a resolute, vigorous finish. Keeps the wear and tear down.
Uhh, I guess you don’t work from home eh? 2-3x daily is rookie junior dev numbers
Spontaneous dickputation
You, my friend… you become the cure to cancer. Keep it up, hero.
Since this is just a picture with a “scientists” statement, which are usually false facts …
Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer.
https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer
With the quantity of ejaculations being self controlled, this feels like we could just be looking at a marker of general health.
They REALLY enjoyed that lower risk
I’m enjoying a good old fashioned lower risk right now!
How do you manage that while typing?
You have two hands, right?
I need both of them for my monster dong
Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.
You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old “one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?”
Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.
Yes, what’s the next step?
Type with one hand, wank with the other of course. Use whichever hand will make you last the right amount of time for the circumstance.
dicktation!
I wonder if it’s also because they’ve got healthier bodies or less stress or something. In any case, a wank a day keeps the doctor away?
Certainly increases the chances for strokes.
“And the results held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account.”
Yes but what about 3 a day or 90+ a month?
Rookie numbers
I’m pretty busy, can I schedule them all in for the last Sunday of each month?
but what’s your time interval?
…one LESS thing to worry about…
Do it for your prostate, boys, and do it often.
