Yes. It happened about 6 months ago.

Totally agree. My guide is always if they don’t care then I don’t care. Want to make me jump through hoops to do my job. Fuck you.

What’s up with people who leave stuff in there for weeks knowing that they are never going to eat it but are just too lazy to throw it out?

Agreed. That’s always a fall back to fill some time

Would you donate money to “save” geckos?

You could always keep an empty plastic bottle on hand. Start while in your chair and then finish up in the bathroom. Of course this would require some acrobatics if you are a female

For years I have been petitioning Congress for a national holiday to celebrate the clit. I specifically have asked it to be in one of the summer months. I envision large parades with everyone that has one proudly marching with their pussy and clit showing off

THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.

I never take out my frustration on the employees, but one time I did mutter, I’m still waiting for someone… any one …to give me something for free.

Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka

I think this could redesigned for either gender just by lowering it from waist level

Maybe if people here actually realized THIS truth they would stop bitching about how horrible their lives are

How would you describe it?

I’d move your resume right to the top

Don’t down play it. At least you are good at something

I attended one of those festival things. It was adults only and all NSFW stuff and they actually had competitions with both male and female participants doing anal bead tug of war

I always think of Jesus in the electric chair and followers wearing little “electric chairs” on a necklace

They are one of the greatest toys ever invented. Wish they made little honking noise when you squeezed them

LOL. No not really. Not getting rid of this just to use my old, old ipod

I almost dissembled the center console looking for one. Also no luck in the glove box